AdultWork - Blond Hot Sophia 27yo Bi-sexual Female (Escort) Oxford, Oxfordshire
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Location: flats at Mk central station
Date: about a month ago
Price: £140 for 1 hour
Spur of the moment really. I was in the area, hot weather, lots of women in skimpy clothes… that was enough. So fired the text. She (or whoever that was, because she can’t speak English too much) responded immediately. I said I was nearby so she said come up now and sent me her location. In order to get to her place you need the key card for the door and lift. I was let in by some girls going out of the building so now I’m standing in front of the lift and yep you need the keycard. Ok fired the text. She said: no papi lift no broken. Ok ok I said I know it’s not broken I just need a keycard to get in. Same response. Ffs. Then she called to take a picture of the lift. So I sent the picture. “Baby you need keycard”
the response was… didn’t know what to say. So I’m standing there like a prick with phone in my hand. She then said I’m coming to get you. So I went back to the main hall and waited. Sitting on the sofa with some guy standing in the corner. Looked like a pimp. After 10 min she came down. Sorry baby… but to be fair she looked decent. Not stunning but attractive. We had a small chat walking up the stairs. The atmosphere wasn’t there if you know what I mean. We’re now inside the flat. 0 chemistry whatsoever . I handed her £140 and was trying to give £20 extra for owo but she said she couldn’t do owo today because she….”hurt her mouth while eating spicy pizza yesterday”….Normally it’s a deal breaker for me. Don’t know why I stayed. So she invited me to take a quick shower. When I emerged I saw her standing, still fully clothed, recording voice message to her friend. I sat down on the bed. She joined me but on the other side with remote control, flicking through music channels. She asked what music I liked. I said it doesn’t matter. She’s still flicking through channels. Found one. Live Brazilian music. Then her phone buzzed and she went to record another voice message. She came back to bed, stripped down to her underwear. I thought ok finally. It was 30 min in!!!!. But no. Now she wanted a beer from the fridge. So she went. Asked if I wanted. I said no thanks. She was curious why? I’m thinking ffs does it matter? Ok bring me one as well. She came back with two glasses. Had a sip and then…. Phone buzzed. So she’s recording another voice message. I’m like this couldn’t get any worse…. But it did. When she was coming back to bed she knocked down the bottle of beer which she put on the floor beforehand. So now she’s off to the bathroom for a towel. “No clean towels in the bathroom baby. I’ll go to the kitchen to check.” Omg. She cleaned the beer up, recorded another voice message obviously and finally joined me on the bed. No kissing because or that yesterdays pizza. Fuck me. She got naked. Weird looking boob job. She put some lube on her pussy, gave me a condom to put it on myself, spread her legs and said come on papi. At that point I was mentally exhausted. But alright I went in. She came to life then but only mish available. She was so disinterested that I couldn’t be bothered too. I made my excuses, said this was not what I was looking for or expecting. Put on my clothes on and left. Walked past that dodgy guy in reception area again.
What was I thinking????! I was lost for words. Be careful guys with that one and steer clear away when she’s next in the area.
