External Link/Members OnlyNovember 2026
£65 for 30 minutes.
I rang Diplomat to see who was working and was told Bonnie and Brooke were in. I like a fuller figure so decided to try Brooke and booked her.
I had a short wait and the woman on reception asked if I wanted a drink but I declined. When I saw Brooke I was happy. I struggle with ages but I'd say she's late 30's, above average female height, some tattoos, mixed race and quite pretty. Kind of reminded me of a chunky version of Mel B. Website says size 10-12 but she's more like 14-16. Boobs were exactly like the website pic. Big and surprisingly firm. I think they're natural. If they're enhanced they're some of the most convincing I've seen. Most pleasing of all to me is that she had a large bum and thick thighs which I love. It was immediately obvious that she's very friendly too.
The last few times I've been to Diplomat the bedroom being used hasn't been quite as dark. I know that the darkness has been an issue for some punters in the past. Visibility was fine on this booking though.
After I paid Brooke asked if I wanted a massage and I said a short one. She asked me to lay on my front and she kneaded my neck and shoulders. A decent tension loosener.
When I turned over Brooke straddled me, completely removed her underwear and put her boobs right in my face. I gave them a good suck and also grabbed hold of her sexy big arse. Then without my even needing to ask she started passionately kissing me with lots of tongue. It was quite deep too.
After a little while she lifted her body off mine and laid to the side of me where more excellent kissing continued. Then she rolled onto her back, and told me I could play with her body. I gently inserted a finger deep into her pussy and she was very wet. She had a bit of a hairy pussy but I like the natural look. She seemed to enjoy the fingering and said a few dirty swear words like "oh fuck". I like it when the SP swears.
Then I asked if she does OWO and she said yes. She got between my legs and gave my cock a wipe with a wet wipe. Then she started licking my balls, then up the underside of the shaft of my cock whilst looking at me with a sexy look on her face. It was fantastic. The lovely licking up and down went on for just the right amount of time. When she finally put my bell end in her mouth and started sucking it was a medium depth blow job but eye contact was still great.
I became eager for sex and it only occurred to me at the end of the booking that I had forgotten to give her oral. Later on I asked if she allows pussy licking and she said yes with a smile. That will be for another booking but for now I wanted a fuck. Brooke put the condom on me and then coated it with a little bit of lube. Earlier she had expressed a desire to ride me but I wanted doggy style with her on the edge of the bed. The view during doggy was awesome. Her arse is very large and she has wide hips with thick thighs. I absolutely love those attributes. The view in the large mirror at the side of the bed was great too. She was looking at me in the mirror as I took her from behind and she also uttered a few F words during sex. Her pussy felt great and I knew that I wasn't going to last as long as I usually do.
I asked for a position change to delay my orgasm and we moved to missionary. She made good eye contact and had a lovely smile on her face during missionary but I got close to orgasm again very quickly so I pulled out and asked for doggy again but this time fully on the bed. One last flurry in doggy had me filling the condom. Brooke then asked me to lay back on the bed and then she carefully removed the condom and wiped me.
We had a friendly chat as I was getting clothes back on and I asked if she was working the same day next week (Sunday). She said she was and I'll happily book her again. She has a very nice attitude and gives a very nice service.
