Naydee - Oriental Massage - Woking

[Chazz]

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1 hour £50 + £60 B2B, + £30 SBBJ + £10 RO, 69  (Total £150 FFS!!!)

Preamble Bollocks
I should've realised that my last repeat booking with the fabulous Louise was a sign that my luck was about to run out at OM Woking. To be fair, I've had an incredible run of green reviews at this place, so it stood to reason that my luck was going to run out eventually.

Comms
n/a walk-in

Location
Not much to add that I've not already said. Clean and tidy, ensuite showers, well run, fairly discreet parlour in downtown Woking.

Naydee
Pleasant looking early 30s Chinese. Very little Engrish. Nice body, fake tits, some lower-torso tattoo work possibly hiding a Cesarean scar.

Massage
Unmemorable massage, neither therapeutic nor sensual. Fairly relaxing though.

Extras
This was where things went downhill. Naydee sold me an overpriced sandwich bag BJ for £30, and then wanted an extra tenner for RO/69. These services were actually quite pleasant, but were let down by the unhappiest of happy endings. Whilst still in the bag, Naydee pumped frantically away at my poor old cock like she was trying to lift a broken-down Landrover with a leaky trolley jack. Too hard and too fast, and I had to stop her before she ripped it clean off. Shame, as I was enjoying myself right up to the unsatisfactory conclusion.

[advent2016]

This place was great when you could get a BBBJ but this and other places like the one in Brookwood the norm is now SBBJ

[Chazz]

This place was great when you could get a BBBJ but this and other places like the one in Brookwood the norm is now SBBJ

To be fair the SBBJ was OK, it was the SBHJ that was shit. FFS, what's wrong with a BBHJ???

[albi0908]

....Naydee pumped frantically away at my poor old cock like she was trying to lift a broken-down Landrover with a leaky trolley jack.

HAHA - that is a brilliant description.

[Stevelondon]

Daft question maybe.
But if you’ve been here before and you know a sandwich bag blow job is on the cards. Why not take a condom with you ?

Unless of course it’s the SB that does it for you. 🤷🏼

[Chazz]

Daft question maybe.
But if you’ve been here before and you know a sandwich bag blow job is on the cards. Why not take a condom with you ?

Unless of course it’s the SB that does it for you. 🤷🏼

No, not a daft question at all. This particular place used to offer OWO, but has recently moved over to SBs. IME, the SB actually feels better than a condom for OW. I wouldn't consider it for FS though. This review was marked down as neutral due to a poor HJ, rather than bad O, which was actually rather good, despite the bag.

[advent2016]

Although I've use my own dom in AMPs in the past, like escorts  they only like to use one they have provided for fear of tampering etc. The management might have a no sexual services rule and the provider won't want it appearing in the trash so unless the punter takes it away in a doggy bag it's going to complicate things. The management might just use it as a way to fine the provider.