External Link/Members OnlyI will try to be more straight to the point and… who am I kidding? I’m putting in as much detail as I want. Wouldn’t be me otherwise
When and how long? Q3 2026, 30 min session which she set at £60 over the phone. In her Hammersmith location, not easy to find without assistance but the assistance helps plenty.
Comms: Seems to be controversial to the point where her profile extensively mentions it. I’m gonna be honest, I didn’t have issues apart from figuring out the right time to start calling (maybe early afternoon). It took a few calls to reach her but easy to reach afterwards.
She wants people to call in, have a brief conversation and then she can sort her schedule while also somewhat screening you. You are also screening her, and if you don’t like her vibe, you can dip before meeting. I actually ended up liking this as a grand majority of my bookings are texts. She was able to go into detail about what I should expect, how she likes to do things, pricing and recommendations. She is quite energetic on call but that works for me, call took just over 5 mins.
You would have to call her when you are near the vicinity to get the exact location (barely a minute or 2 from where she first sends you). But at least you know she’s ready for you. Her Hammersmith spot location is actually quite hidden so the call actually makes sense, not hard to find but hidden for sure.
The Lady: A big plus to her preference in comms is I know her general vibe going in. The vibe I’m getting is that she is confident that she will give me a good time.
Pictures are just her really. A cup woman, maybe mid to late 30’s? visible abs, very slender/skinny in a fitness sort of way. About 5’5? 5’7? She’s wearing something that slips off easily, we talk a bit and head upstairs, where we sort paperwork then requests I strip while she dances. After a minute of grinding on my lap, she drops to her knees, I sit on the bed and…
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Action!So I think the best way I could describe her head game was that it reminded me of a certain London Throat Goat. While not the same level in some areas, Sofia actually surpassed her in others. Sofia is my favourite type of eater. I’m a big size, which can be a double edged sword. She can clearly treat a smaller/average size well but seemed to struggle a bit with the larger size yet took the challenge head-on. That’s the rare sweet-spot where the effort is the best part.
She was saying if she had seen my size before paperwork she would’ve had me at the rate of 80 (but came off like frustrated banter than any real complaint). I start asking if she thinks she could throat the whole thing, she says no but then just starts slobbering all over me, desperately attempting to reach the base anyway, saliva pooling up. She’s licking me up and down, constantly trying to make eye contact that I keep breaking because my eyes are rolling back. However over the course of the session, it is clear it is a little too tiring, at least to do longer suck sessions. I couldn’t imagine a BJ only sesh with her.
We stand up ready to fuck, and I’m soggy enough that spit slides off my piece and hits my thigh so I’m pretty impressed.
The sex is… Sometimes with SP’s I can feel like a client simply seeking a service, which isn’t always awful but not always great. Sometimes though, it just clicks. When we fucked, we felt like 2 human beings passing the time with sex. Perhaps that sounds too mechanical or devoid of meaning in an already meaningless hobby but thats why I like it. There is no pretending, it just felt like we were 2 humans simply fucking, having some fun and passing time in this world.
Whether it be her showing her impressive flexibility in missionary while her hands roamed over me or our indecisive doggystyle that had us whirling and fucking all around her room. Her standing and touching her toes in front of the mirror while we watched me take her from the back. All the variations of doggy and missionary were fairly quick and fun. Didn’t cum but wasn’t expecting to as I was spent and stressed due to outside factors but it’s safe to say I had a good time. I wonder that this might usually be a pop and go service than a full 30 mins session? Obviously I didn’t finish so we went the full 30. We didn’t kiss so I can’t say anything about FK.
Would I see her again? No clue. Maybe I already have. Not the best choice for everyone but a great choice for me.
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