Hi all my first foray in to writing a review so hopefully it meets expectation.
Sadly though it’s one to hopefully warn people off rather than draw them to this person unfortunately
So I’ve seen Vanessa’s profile and the images were very intriguing and not thinking with my brain and another part of the anatomy instead I proceeded to try and book her. Exchanged text messages which seemed okay enough and also asked about what was offered and if any extras were charged so as to not cause any embarrassment either way and make sure all was clear. Booking was made for an hour at £180. Or there was the option of £100 for 30 minutes. I chose the hour stupidly enough.
Headed to a hotel in Bracknell which is often used I believe I’ve been there once before to visit another lady which was a positive experience. Room number was given and there’s not much staff on the door so nothing to worry about in terms of being questioned.
Initially the door didn’t open after a knock but then a minute or so later the behind the door trick we all know and I was greeted by a very beautiful looking lady. This was the peak of the experience sadly and was all down hill from here.
Money was exchanged and I hopped in the shower. Came out and Vanessa was still texting away saying she was sorting out the parking which I thought fair enough despite standing there in my towel and airing for her to finish her correspondence. She then just kept her little swimsuit attire and asked me to pass her the condom I replied “I specifically asked this earlier about owo” she said oh no I didn’t say this. She clearly had via text. “She reassured me it wouldn’t be any different etc etc”. Not thinking with my brain and being in the moment I just proceeded thinking surely the rest will be okay. Was a lacklustre attempt which I’m sure I could recreate better with a vacuum and she just hopped on to me and started to aggressively pump away. Clearly the attempt was here to try and make me cum as quickly as possible to then get me away. I was relatively tired so nothing was going to happen in a hurry as she did ask after 5 minutes “are you not going to cum?” I said yes but when I’m ready. We then switched positions and I asked her to get naked which she reluctantly obliged to. Then pumped away in missionary after she had to get me hard again which has never happened before. A tell tale sign of the poor experience I was having. Pumped away for a little while and then came in the bag but feeling very underwhelmed to be honest. I hopped in the shower quickly as for some reason she had the heating up to 29 degrees the whole time!
Once out I came to her dressed in her swimsuit again and robe so was already a bit dubious. We chatted briefly and then I asked shall we resume where we left off? She looked at me in utter disbelief that I’d asked and said she couldn’t and that’s not the experience she gives?! She then answers a call from what I’m guessing is her pimp to ask when she will be done. I mean red flags are popping up everywhere now. I just got up and said my piece and left the room I wasn’t just going to sit there like a spare part and hold conversation I could have just booked a therapy session if that’s what I was after.
All in all a massive mistake and money down the drain to be honest I would definitely not be back and would recommend others to avoid.
You can view her instagram as well at
Removed, no social media. She is a very pretty girl and has an amazing figure but it means nothing when the experience is as it was.
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