I second that, top work.
Got a chuckle out of the idea of a "high class escort in Falmouth" - wonder if she worked out of the The Savoy, or The Ritz ??
Bum and pussy hair's a personal thing, you're right to call that as subjective as others may not bothered either way - so long as they're clean. But you hit the mark with the sentence "Her conversation/seduction skills are non-existent and wanted to chat about her work/family and mine whilst taking seemingly every opportunity to stop play/forgetting that I'm there for a sexual service".
Again, I don't mind if they've got the conversational and seduction skills of Mr.Bean if they get stuck into the meeting. Not everyone's gregarious, let alone straight off the bat and some people take time to warm up. That's just down to personality. For me, 20 minutes with a quiet, introvert but enthusiastic lady is way, way better than an hour with an extrovert yapper who does little for her money other than talk.
Equally, I'm fine with them talking about work and family AFTER the fun part of the meeting's completed. Had some genuinely interesting chats with various SPs when we've finished early and it's often a nice human touch. Nikki at BRM is particularly good in this respect, as was a recent meeting with Agness in Bristol Harbourside, who I'll review soon. ZERO complaints with either, both conversations actually added to the enjoyableness of the meeting.
But using every opportunity to stop playing and "forgetting" why she's earning £140 per hour is the oldest trick in the book to waste time. No one is fooled by either.
If Bella's reading this, she's just lost another £140 from a potential customer. I did have her on my list of possible visits at BRM, but she's off now until I read a few positive reviews to show she's learned from this experience.
These tactics aren't providing the service customers are paying for. Customers know it. When you're in an environment like BRM with other choices available, and you're competing for that competition under the same roof, you've got to provide a good service to remain employed.
Ironic but good that she was speaking to Nikki afterwards, who gets consistently good reviews, but at least she picked a good colleague to learn from. I'd like to think she's inexperienced, but when you use tricks like that it does point to nothing of the sort.
Thanks for the review matey, and may I complement you on the civil and calm way you handled the situation. I hope your next visit is better and Bella takes this away as a positive experience she can learn from and earn from.
NB: Just checked BRM, and it appears to be Belle, not Bella, in case anyone's looking, unless there's another lass with a confusingly similar name.
