When the world is against you, you just cant win!
I was back in Oxford a whie back for a few days and TBH i had no intentions of punting as i have usually found Oxford to be shite for punting, basically these days my preferences are for massage shop/massage based meets
My journey should have taken me around 3.5 hours BUT the fucking roads were a nightmare and my total travel time was 5 hours!
On arrival at my hotel i was completely stressed, my head was fucked as were my legs and back and i felt as though i could have throttled the next fucker whom wound me up

Once i checked into my hotel i decided to see if i could get a deep tissue massage, either as an outcall or with someone close by, the main issue being the time of day
Initially i had no luck until i remembered about this one whom i knew was located reasonably close to my location
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External Link/Members OnlyI made the call, which fortunately was answered pretty quickly, and explained to the girl what i wanted (a deep tissue massage, and that i wasnt bothered about extras)
I can do that for you she said, but the price is 80 with or 70 without extras, i then told her where i was staying and asked if she could outcall to my hotel but she said no, and then said that she was only a short walk away
We agreed a time which was 30 mins later and after a quick shower i made the short walk
The venue
Her apartment was a few mins walk from my hotel, and can only be described as immaculately clean
The girl, Kimberley
Is far from being classed as a young girl, she was dressed in a baggy T shirt/top and bare legged and looked like she had a good set of puppies under he shirt
I would guess she would be early 50s, well fed but not in the sense of obese, IAH i wasnt interested in her age or looks, i just wanted the massage
Shoes off on entry and i again explained what i wanted, deep tissue no oil, no problem she said and I handed over the 70 notes, which i wouldnt have paid for a 1 hour a massage alone but i was in need, and here is where it all went down hill!
I expected/hoped for a proper massage couch, but no, it was just a bed
I had fully stripped and lay on my front and almost immediately she applied oil, FFS, i asked for no oil, i said, oh sorry i forgot, she replied
The massage began and it was far too soft, though i gave it a few minutes to see if she was just doing a warm up massage which many do
NO, so 10 mins in and i reminded her about deep tissue, same at 15 mins and at 20mins, the massage was absolutely shite, so i half turned and said, you said you could do deep tissue for me, so why you not do
Im tired she said! FFS followed by, you want body to body and HJ
Feeling well pissed off, i replied NO, but you can give me my money back and i will go as i got myself up from the bed
More words were said and she then said she would do harder for me, NO i replied, its too late now, and continued to dress as i again said, and you can give me some money back
To her credit, she did give me £20 back but i said more, at which she handed me an extra 10 and away i went
Had the girl told me she didnt do deep tissue, a firm massage then i wouldnt have gone and as i told her, I DID ASK and SHE SAID YES she can do for me
All in all the day was a complete fuck up, though a couple of days later on my way home, i called in to Northampton and visited an old favourite of mine
