Links: External Link/Members OnlyDate: Last few weeks
Price Paid: £45 + £30 HJ
Pre-amble: I’ve been a bit short on reviews recently, anyone I’ve seen has been reviewed plenty of times so I’ve not bothered whereas this establishment only has one prior review that I can see
Comms: Done via Whatsapp and replies were quick and straightforward
Location: On a minor high street, if such a thing exists, plenty of cars pasing but not too busy. I went on a weekend and there were a few pedestrians but many of the shops didn’t appear to be open, many looked to be independent shops which may only be open in the week and takeaways and restaurants that may have opened later in the afternoon - I was fairly early in the day. The door was locked but was opened within a couple of seconds of my trying to open it.
Premises: All looked fairly standard, small reception desk ahead of the door and numerous numbered rooms, I think one had 9 on it so plenty of space but surely not filled too often. The room itself was, again, fairly standard, massage table with a hole for my face, chair for clothes etc, not much to be said
Kate: So it was Kate that let me in and I think she said she was the owner or manager. I’d say 40s, Thai, dressed in leggings and t-shirt, not unattractive but not a stunner. I was looking more for a decent massage with a bonus, wasn’t hoping for B2B anyway.
The massage: Into the room, a few questions about whether I’d had Thai massages before, whether or not I knew what to do (surely just lie down?!), how long since my last one, problem areas etc. At this point I was wondering if it was going to be legit or whether she was gauging what I was after.
I stripped off, lay face down, rearranged myself so that everything was pointing south, covered myself with the towel, spread my ankles to each corner and a minute or two later Kate knocked on the door and entered. She started with the usual massage through the towel, ‘I’ll just get you warmed up first’, pressing down on the full length of me, some circular motions etc.
She then folded the towel up revealing my legs and left it for a second so I was expecting oil to be applied but no, the towel was then completely removed without any questions!
This instantly gets me hard and Kate then commenced with the oily part of the massage, a combo of focussing on specific muscles and much longer strokes that take in the full length of my legs, some going from ankle to shoulder, many of them brushing against my balls, keeping me alternating between being hard and semi hard, just enough attention, absolutely perfect. She spent several minutes massaging my glutes, properly, which was great, again with a finger lingering for a tickle every few strokes.
After maybe 20 minutes, Kate moved to the head end and concentrated on my back and shoulders for 10 minutes, ‘You’re very tight’ and I calmed down slightly at this stage before she then moved down again to focus on my legs but things then intensified.
So, with probably half an hour gone, she started with similar movements from ankle to bum but every stroke now involved a slightly longer brushing of fingertips and nails along my inner thigh and scrotum until I was fully hard again, at which point Kate concentrated solely on this area, starting with using both hands to move down from my hips to frame the goods then lightly running her fingers on the underside of my shaft, ‘butterfly’ strokes moving along down my glutes, balls, the head of my penis and continuing down my inner thighs and then back up, same movement up to my hips and my back down for a couple of minutes. Kate then stopped with the fluttering movements and concentrated on the head of my penis, using all the fingers on one hand to take it, each fingertip equally spread around the angles and slowly moved back and forth, fingers closing as she approached the tip and spreading and she reversed the direction, this was interspersed with some circular movements on the underside and, honestly, these are probably my two favourite ways to be touched and I was in heaven, almost too much so as I started to worry that I might blow before turning over! After a few minutes of this, and successfully holding on, ‘Would you like to turn over’ and a pillow is placed under my head.
Now on my back, 20 minutes remaining as I glanced at the clock, Kate started to massage my legs, again long stokes from ankle up the length of my body, each one sliding along the side of my cock, which by this point was straining at the seams, one leg then the other, massage of my belly, under my erection, every move perfect, just enought contact, keeping me twitching and on edge.
‘Would you like this massaging?’ with another stroke down my shaft, came probably the most rhetorical question ever asked. So I responded by stating that I think she knows the answer, she laughed and raised 3 fingers for £30, to which I agreed, as she applied more oil and cupped my balls, gently played with them and surrounded my shaft and slowly moved up and down, no rushing, her other hand alternated between my balls and belly, and despite her inching up and down my length, I was too far gone to last more than a minute or two and I came hard, at which point Kate continued to stroke my shaft, still nice and slow and this was perfect, often I find they continue to play with the head of my penis, which is immediately too sensitive after ejaculating, whereas this was fantastic. After a short time of this, she went to wash her hands and then placed a hot flannel across me and cleaned my mess up and then placed a towel on me and then spent the next 10 minutes on my chest, shoulders, and head.
With a couple of minutes before the end, Kate asked if I would like her to remove the oil so she asked me to stand up as she got another hot, wet towel and rubbed my back from top to bottom and then I turned around as she did the same to my front, including her squatting down for the bottom of my legs, where she lingered for a few seconds and looked up, her face just a few inches from my penis and this made the mind wander again!
We had a little chat, extra money gladly donated, I got dressed, feeling like I was on a cloud and then left to be swiftly brought back down to Earth as I left the door into a monsoon!
Verdict: The actual legit parts of the massage were genuinely good so I’d have been happy with just that but the more sensual parts were great. Overall, a fantastic experience, she had me on a string throughout and I will be returning. Highly recommended.
