Herbal Clinic - Cricklewood
External Link/Members OnlyWhen: August
Price: £40 - 30mins (prices have gone up since July) / £65 B2B
Location: Close to the station. Easy to enter without too many eyes but you could walk out into many onlookers.
SP: The last at the desk said her name was Victoria, but she called herself Beatrice to me. So maybe avoid either if it matches the description. She was dark Brazilian without being fully black, tattoos, C cup bolt-ons. Not a lot of English. Zero chat.
Massage: This was the worst massage and experience I've ever had at a spa. I chose the girl as I hadn't seen her before in any of the lineups and what a mistake I made.
I was half way through undressing when she came in and said "face" and pointed at the hole. I went into the usual position and she started squirting baby oil on my back then just swirling her hand around. 5 minutes later, she tapped me abruptly and said "extras". I should have just said no but was hoping her attitude might change. I asked for B2B and she asked for 70. I had taken 100 out of the ATM, and only had 65 on me and she agreed. I usually pay 60 here.
She strips off to an impressive enough body, and starts sneezing and coughing. I ask if she's OK, and she responds with "yeah... Are you OK", then tells me to get on my front. She starts rubbing up and down for a minute or two, then does the same on the flip. I wasn't allowed to touch her in any way. I put my hands behind my head then thinking at least I'll get a HE, and she jumps into the shower. I ask where the rest of my massage is, and she said "no more, I don't do any else". She then says "you have 10 minutes for shower", takes the fresh towel that I was going to use, and starts to get dressed. I have 15 minutes left at this point. Anyway, I decide it's not worth it to ask for any more and jump into the shower.
She leaves the room before I finish.
On the way out I express my dissatisfaction to the person on the desk who says "that was Victoria wasn't it. She's new. Sorry" - the mobile phone started ringing so I just leave.
WIR: This is my fifth time here and it's the only bad experience, but it really was terrible. I'd return again but try and stick with some of the girls who I know. Stay clear if you can of this particular person!
