Feb 2026
Easily my worst punt of the year so far
Think I went for 45 minutes, cut down to 30 in the room, £100
External Link/Members OnlyHad gone on the basis of her past reviews (which waxed lyrical about DFK) and her tits
Arrived at the downstairs flat and was met by Kris who looked dishevelled to say the least. Should have walked #1
Went for a shower and waited in the room. She came in after a couple of minutes and had squeezed into some sort of boob tube. Seemed entirely disinterested and a long way from her photos - she's carrying a lot of extra weight. Should have walked #2
Undressed and sat with her on the bed. Tried some small talk, which went nowhere. Attempted a kiss and she ducked out of the way. Asked her whether she provided DFK or not? I was minty fresh, obviously.
She grudgingly offered a little tongue. Should have etc, etc #3
She started on my dick. It was OK, not much variation but it got the blood flowing so to speak
On with the condom and as soon as I tried to penetrate her,.I got a whole litany of complaints about how it was uncomfortable etc, etc
Decided to stick with the oral and get things over and done with. She carried on for a bit and then I took things into my own hands (literally) and fired onto her tits. She gave me back some cash and I hotfooted it out of there
A miserable experience but it's probably good to have one every now and then to remind yourself how good the good ones really are!
