Booked a 1hr massage for £120 with happy ending over an August weekend. No extras advertised.
External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlySummaryComms were good and timely enough to make me think it was the actual person replying (would reply a bit then not reply for an hour which gave the impression they were busy). No extras offered on site so didn't ask and nothing mentioned. Organised the day before, confirmed on the day.
Got to some industrial block of residential flats in Slough just off Bath Rd. (The corridors went on for ever). Got to the door, and knocked. The door opened and no peaking. I had to walk through and look behind the door where I saw a B&S.
Girl:
Brazilian, 5ft 4, mid 30s, small tits, big ass (on the muscly side). 4/10 face. Dark brown smooth skin. Better body than face. Definitely not the girl in the pics, but I was thrown at first questioning it. Was it airbrushed? I figured I was there and it's a massage so went with it. Big mistake. I have never had to turn around and leave before so wasn't use to it but I should have based on the fact that it was a B&S. If it was a escort service I would have.
Problems:Aside from the B&S, the massage was shit. Not hard enough for a deep tissue, not soft enough to tease the skin, zero under grabs or tease touches. Rubbed her small tits on me twice in the whole session. Minimal body to body. She even kept her knickers on the entire time.
Once flipped over, she asked if I wanted extras. Her english was non existant so how do you kill the mood in 10 seconds? You struggle to communicate then reach for the google translator.
What I found out was this girl came from stratford London on the train to work the weekend shift. The operator didn't explain her extras. And the vibe I got is that she was actually an escort first not a masseuse. Extras included OW and sex for an extra £100. No fucking thanks.
Failed hand job, I called the session 10mins short, jumped in the shower and got out.
I believe this is an agency operating girls on rotation. Which would have been fine if communicated and if the girl was actually good at her job.
My worst punt yet. Worst massage I ever got and this includes massages from escorts. Do not waste your time here. No idea if the girl in the photo actually exists and if she did and her massage was anything similar, then I would rather take the escort service if she looks true to her photos.
Avoid or be very clear with the operator on who is working that day (if that is how they even operate). Hard negative for me and will not try again even though I know that girl was only there for the weekend.
Topic: JULY_MASSAGE! / Slough (Read 326 times)