Isabella_Ray_Bath

[Everard Dick]

Date - June
Comms - Booked through WhatsApp
Price - £200 for 60 minute incall
Location - Apartment in Bath
External Link/Members Only

Comms
Good, clear and responsive. Isabelle's profile appealed immensely.

The Meet
Isabella is a strikingly pretty woman in her mid 20s with just the right mixture of sophistication and girlish ingenuousness.  First surprise was that she came down the stairs of the townhouse to greet me as if she feared I may not be capable of finding my way and then guided me back up to the top floor flat which she jokingly referred to as the “penthouse*.  Tanned, 5’6”” size 10, not quite gym toned but extremely attractive with shoulder length mane of thick sable coloured hair, her scent of expensive Blossom parfum at just the right level to arouse desire to fever pitch. 

We quickly concluded business arrangements andĺ I was invited to shower in the well appointed bathroom which I duly accepted.

Having completed my ablutions I found Isabelle (or Bella) in the bedroom in a seductive black satin negligee. I proceeded to undress her and we were soon kissing, entwined naked on the bed. Her technique was excellent and this felt like the dream GFE, the kissing passionate and deep.  Although I could have continued doing this for eternity I was mindful that time and tide wait for no man and therefore I proceeded south to give attention to her delectable shaped orbs (34D at a guess). After a few minutes of this we ventured further south like Scott of the Antarctic, to pay homage to a delightfully shaped and clean shaven pussy.  It smelt divine and tasted like the ambrosia of the gods.

Eventually with the hors d'oeuvres completed we moved on to the main dish of the day. Here I will only say that all expectations were surpassed and the writer of this scribble left a happy man with a huge smile on his face.

Verdict

Overall:
location: 8 (great flat in a big-ish building, discreet enough)
attitude: 9
performance: 9
face: 9
body: 8
vfm: 9

PS: This review will no doubt strike the attentive reader as contradictory in light of my earlier review. Here I should add briefly that a further meeting between yours truly and Bella ended in a slight misunderstanding. The upshot of this was a further meeting (qv) in which this writer played the part of a penitent

 As such some of the lady's actions therein described arose from the roles agreed on at the start. I should add that any non verbal signs made by Bella were in character and not out of any lack of ladylike taste on her fair part. In short I should add that any gentleman who is taken by the delightful images on her AW profile should have no qualms at following up. She is a goddess and will reward you as you merit.

9/10


Hidden Image/Members Only

Hidden Image/Members Only

[GoodLookinGuy]

Not quite sure what to make of this in light of the previous review.

She looks great, no doubt. However I'm still not in a rush to book. On balance she has 3 positives, 3 neutral and 2 negative reviews so is hit or miss at best. The negative review does say a lot. If I were to see a consistent stream of positive reviews I might consider.

[hamchang]

Not quite sure what to make of this in light of the previous review.

She looks great, no doubt. However I'm still not in a rush to book. On balance she has 3 positives, 3 neutral and 2 negative reviews so is hit or miss at best. The negative review does say a lot. If I were to see a consistent stream of positive reviews I might consider.

The negative was from the same reviewer. From the negative review, apparently from a meeting 1 months AFTER the positive review just posted. He does mention this in some really weird language
 

PS: This review will no doubt strike the attentive reader as contradictory in light of my earlier review. Here I should add briefly that a further meeting between yours truly and Bella ended in a slight misunderstanding. The upshot of this was a further meeting (qv) in which this writer played the part of a penitent

 As such some of the lady's actions therein described arose from the roles agreed on at the start. I should add that any non verbal signs made by Bella were in character and not out of any lack of ladylike taste on her fair part. In short I should add that any gentleman who is taken by the delightful images on her AW profile should have no qualms at following up. She is a goddess and will reward you as you merit.

So I ran that through a "Bullshit trying to impress TO English" translator and it came out with this.

"I tried to book her again. She told me to fuck off having read my negative review. I begged and pleaded, and my final attempt to get to see her again was to post a bullshit positive review. I really hope she forgives me and lets me fuck her again".

Why I call BS on this review?

Her greeting was friendly but slightly guarded.

- Why guarded if she had met you a couple of weeks prior?

Izzy is clearly one of those girls, who when new to the sector, will provide a premium service to gentlemen they find attractive while us poor old duffers have to make do with the basic level, including being farted on

Yet a couple of weeks earlier she was the best fuck of this guys life? Really? Did you age so much in a couple of weeks?

In the OPs language, I find myself increasingly drawn to the rather unavoidable conclusion that what you are describing bears, at best, only the most fleeting acquaintance with reality. Indeed, having considered the tale in all its remarkable detail, I cannot escape the suspicion that you are, to put it rather less delicately, talking an absolutely monumental quantity of bollocks, and that precisely none of the events you so confidently recount ever actually happened.

[ForkEscort]

In the OPs language, I find myself increasingly drawn to the rather unavoidable conclusion that what you are describing bears, at best, only the most fleeting acquaintance with reality. Indeed, having considered the tale in all its remarkable detail, I cannot escape the suspicion that you are, to put it rather less delicately, talking an absolutely monumental quantity of bollocks, and that precisely none of the events you so confidently recount ever actually happened.

i was just going to comment that this post screams "bullshit" but this is way better

[koshkaj]

So I ran that through a "Bullshit trying to impress TO English" translator and it came out with this.

"I tried to book her again. She told me to fuck off having read my negative review. I begged and pleaded, and my final attempt to get to see her again was to post a bullshit positive review. I really hope she forgives me and lets me fuck her again".

While i am not great at spotting fake reviews, this was gold.

[Jameson20]

Gonna press X to doubt.

[Freddybigstuff1983]

Was this meeting recent, further to her negatives, or back when she had good form ?

[Fush]

The negative was from the same reviewer. From the negative review, apparently from a meeting 1 months AFTER the positive review just posted. He does mention this in some really weird language
 
So I ran that through a "Bullshit trying to impress TO English" translator and it came out with this.

"I tried to book her again. She told me to fuck off having read my negative review. I begged and pleaded, and my final attempt to get to see her again was to post a bullshit positive review. I really hope she forgives me and lets me fuck her again".

Why I call BS on this review?
 - Why guarded if she had met you a couple of weeks prior?
 
Yet a couple of weeks earlier she was the best fuck of this guys life? Really? Did you age so much in a couple of weeks?

In the OPs language, I find myself increasingly drawn to the rather unavoidable conclusion that what you are describing bears, at best, only the most fleeting acquaintance with reality. Indeed, having considered the tale in all its remarkable detail, I cannot escape the suspicion that you are, to put it rather less delicately, talking an absolutely monumental quantity of bollocks, and that precisely none of the events you so confidently recount ever actually happened.

Thanks for your analysis as I was also confused!