EmilyXLane – meeting in MaidenheadExternal Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyI was looking for an half decent punt when I came across Emily’s profile on aw. She was working in Maidenhead for a few days and what appealed most was that she offered PSE and looked like she could be hot. I checked UKP to see if there were any reviews posted and I did come across a few. The reviews were mixed and I wasn’t sure what to think, but in the end I just took the gamble. I decided to go for 1hr at £130, but I notice that she’s recently raised her price by £10 to £140.
Here are the other reviews of her...https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=33473.msg463895;topicseen - msg463895
And I believe these 2 reviews are for the same girl
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=23636.msg347793 - msg347793
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=27973.msg396601;topicseen - msg396601
AppearanceFacially, Emily does look like a classic glamour model and is an attractive girl which of course she would have to be to get published in nuts magazine. You definitely would turn to check her out if she passed you on the street. She is around 5’6’’ without heels and has an incredible body! Her boobs are enhanced and don’t actually look as big as the current pics, more like a nice hand full which I prefer. This was actually my first time with fake boobs and I actually quite liked them. They are perky, do feel firm because of the implants, but like I said, I did like them.... a lot! When I saw her about a month ago, she had different pics up and I can tell from the new pics that it’s definitely her. The pics of her are very accurate, especially the one with the black bra and panties.
LocationThe location was in a block of flats near Maidenhead train station. The buzzer is located in the car park entrance and the building is pretty clean inside. The flat that Emily was working from was nice, clean and tidy. The bathroom seemed nice too and of course had a shower.
CommunicationI tried to call Emily a few times in the morning to arrange the meeting, but she didn’t answer until her profile showed her as available. Once I finally got through to her, she was very polite, informative, and answered any questions that I had. We also texted and she replied very quickly. She has a very unique accent, sounded like a mix between East London and Polish which is very surreal.
The meeting Warning: this is a long readWe agreed on a time and I requested Emily to wear fishnet stockings, heels, a bra and no panties. I also asked if the pornstar experience would be ok and she agreed. I noticed she had ‘’being filmed’’ in her likes list and when I asked her about it she said that she no longer offers that service so she really should take it off.
Once I got to the building, I got in without a problem, knocked on her door and she let me in. The first thing I noticed was how tall she was and she must have been taller than me by at least a couple inches. Later I realised that it was because of the 6inch heels she was wearing and when we measured heights without the heels, she did shrink to a height that is shorter than mine. It’s crazy how girls can wear and walk in those things, but I digress...
I walked into the room with Emily following behind, she closed the door and that was when I noticed how hot she looked! She wore everything that I requested which was a bonus and is probably the first time that an escort has dressed exactly how I wanted. Got the cash out the way and I started to strip down while Emily put her wages away. I was still unsure how this punt would go, but things were looking great so far. A really hot girl dressed in exactly what I requested so I was eager to see what would happen.
I stripped down to my boxers and walked over to the bed to join Emily. We had a brief chat, nothing major, just small talk and then we started kissing. The kissing wasn’t pornstyle DFK, but was French kissing none the less, though i could feel that Emily was a slightly reserved about it. I also noticed straight away that she didn’t close her eyes when kissing which is a huge turn off and has become my biggest pet peeve. I really hate it when escorts do that as it feels like they really are trying their hardest not to connect. Anyhow, I proceeded and asked Emily to remove her bra. Her breasts looked fantastic and if all fakes look perky and firm like hers, I really have no issues with them whatsoever! I straight away pushed Emily on to her back, kissed her while squeezing her firm sexy breasts and tweaked her nipples. Her lips felt super soft and I really enjoyed kissing her and would have loved it even more if she was really into it like a pornstar. I moved down from her lips and began to kiss her neck for a few seconds, but soon she stopped me and told me that she didn’t like it because she’s really ticklish around her neck. I’ve never in my life encountered a girl that doesn’t love her neck being kissed and I think in truth, Emily is most likely absolutely crazy about it because she did let out a few sighs prior to stopping me. I reckon she probably feels that it is too intimate (i.e. it’s only for boyfriends and lovers) for clients and prefers a more mechanical approach....just a hunch and I could be wrong
I moved on to sucking, squeezing and nibbling on her fantastic breasts. I then worked my way down her body and kissed her lovely flat tummy... no fat on Emily whatsoever. Once I passed her belly button, I spread her legs and got my first view of Emily’s pussy and honestly, no fluff, no BS, it’s actually the prettiest pussy I’ve ever seen in person... clean, shaven, cute and peachy. Of course that does depend on how you like your pussies, protruding labia’s or not, I actually like my pussies peachy without the large labia’s. I straight away went for some RO and enjoyed every moment of it because her Pussy is so pretty. I went at it for a moment just licking and sucking, and then went to enter a finger. I entered with one to start off with and was amazed by how tight she is! I could feel the tightness with only one finger and sliding in the second finger was a struggle! I fingered her while sucking her clit and she let out a few moans, though I’m sure they weren’t real, more of a rehearsed act, but then again, I could feel her tummy twitching while I went at it so maybe it was genuine. I broke away from RO and moved back up to kiss Emily with my fingers still inside her. I kissed her and finger fucked her for a moment, before removing my fingers completely. My cock was rock hard and I wanted to get it in her mouth so I removed my underwear, raised Emily up and we walked around to the foot of the bed where she went down to kneeling.
She gripped my cock and it looked like a big handful for Emily because she has such tiny hands. She then took it in her mouth (OWO) and began to suck it. It started off ok and she was sucking well, working mainly the head area and not going awfully deep. I then removed her hand from my cock and gently fucked her mouth for a few seconds. Emily had no complaints at all which was great, but I was being gentle and not aggressive with my thrusting. I pulled my cock out, sat on the edge of the bed; she turned to kneel between my thighs and went back to sucking my cock. At this point the blowjob went up a notch as Emily began to switch up her technique. She varied speed from fast to slow, from gobbling to wanking and when I told her that I like it sloppy and wet; she immediately started slobbering, dribbling and spitting on it. She sucked and every time she removed my cock from her mouth, she let out steams of saliva and wanked my cock to make it nice and slippery. Her handjob skills are really, REALLY good, working the whole length with a light grip and occasionally just working the head firmly to raise the intensity momentarily. I coxed her a bit more and told her to deepthroat as much as she could and down she went without a complaint. She managed to take the majority of it down and I asked if she could get right down to the base because I’ve yet to experience a full deepthroat, but she said that I’m bigger than average and swallowing the whole lot wouldn’t be possible for her. That was fair enough as it wasn’t a case of not wanting to; she just physically couldn’t do it. So she continued to saturate my cock, wanking it, deepthroating and I loved every second of it! I then removed her hand, told her to take it as deep as she could and I held her head down as my cock sat it in her throat. I held her there for at least 5secs applying firm pressure to the back of her head to push in deeper and she took it like a trooper. I released, she came back up and as my cock emerged from her mouth, she dribbled a long stream of spit over it, started wanking and then took it back in for me to hold her firmly. I did this a good few times, just holding my cock deep down her throat and she made no complaints whatsoever. This was, without a doubt, the best blowjob I’ve ever had and I could have quite happily just sat there for the remaining time enjoying it, but I had to feel that tight pussy wrapped around my cock.
We stood up and she asked me how I wanted to fuck and I chose to start with her riding me cowgirl. She reached over to get a condom while I laid there and then came back over to put it on with her mouth... nice touch lol. She climbed on and yes, her pussy was extremely tight! She slowly slid down my cock and then started to bounce on it. I had great sight of watching this sexy model ride my cock while my hands explored her lovely firm ass. Occasionally I squeezed her breasts, brought her down to suck her nipples and also kissed her. She then rested her hands on my chest to support her weight and she energetically jumped around for a good 5mins before I finally lost my load. I told her that I’m cumming and she just continued to bounce around until my cock finally stopped twitching. Her pussy was just too tight for me and I had no chance of lasting long enough. She climbed off and that was round 1 done, but round 2 would be a different story.
She cleaned me up and we had a nice little chat as we rested. The conversation was ok, light nothing overcomplicated and she came across as a nice girl. She shared a few facts, few stories and we probably chatted for about 5mins before I wanted to get back on it so she began to warm me up with her hand. The little fella seemed to be soundly asleep, but it had only been 5mins since I came so I didn’t expect him to jump up immediately. She then switched from her hand to a blowjob, sucking my flaccid cock and surprisingly enough, I could feel the little guy beginning to awaken. The blowjob was working, though my growth seemed to halt at around 30%, but then I remembered an interesting trick that a Romanian prossy taught me. Basically guys, if your cock wont wake up from a handjob or blowjob, you need to this next part. I told Emily about this Romanian prossies trick of intimate kissing while playing with the little fella and she looked at me like,
‘’that aint gonna work’’, but I tell you no lie, it works every time for me and within 90seconds I was rock hard again. Emily looked quite surprised that the trick actually worked and I just laughed in arrogance repeating,
‘’see, I told you it would work’’ lol.
Ok so it was back on, my cock was 100% erect now so Emily repositioned herself to kneel between my thighs. She gripped my cock and immediately went back to slobbering, spitting, deepthroating and wanking my cock... she did so for about 5ish mins and now I was geared up to pound the hell out of Emily because well, her tight pussy got the best of me in the first round, but it would not get the best of me in the second. Condom on, I got her on her back and I pushed it in. I pumped her pussy slowly just kneeling for a while and then I moved forward to kiss her while I slowly sped up in mish. I slowly sped up and plunged in deeper and deeper until I was hammering the fuck out of her pussy. Her legs were wrapped around me at this point and I was diving in with my whole length. She began to grown and made what seemed to me like fake noises, a rehearsed act that I’m sure she’s perfected over the years. I then pushed her legs back towards her chest for deeper penetration and really began to pound her super hard. The whole time she did the whole fake orgasm thing and if it wasn’t fake, then I’m probably being a bit unfair. Despite the act, I’m sure she was enjoying the deep and fast pounding because as the time went on, I wasn’t slowing at all. Soon, she began to position herself in a way were I could get in deeper as she voluntarily put her legs over my shoulders. We went at it hammer and tongs bending her body in different angles to vary my penetration, but soon I began to tire and screeched to a halt... I really should start working out again lol
I reached my limit in that position so we immediately switched to doggy with me standing at the edge of the bed. She bent over with her ass in the sky and opposite her was a giant mirror so I could see her face too. She really has an amazing ass and I cannot fault her body at all... the girl is head to toe sexy.... I shoved my cock in and began the pounding all over again, this time I really was fucking as hard as I could. I grabbed her ass, squeezed it, spanked it and fucked her hard. After a while I went to change the angle so raised her ass a bit more, arched her back, face in the bed and started pounding all over again. She was making noises as usual and I hope they were real because I really did put my all into fucking the hell out of her. I went for one last effort and used the last of my energy to make every thrust deep and hard, but soon I tired completely. I really have to give it to her; she really does take a deep, hard pounding well and makes no attempts to stop you. Whether she’s genuinely enjoying it or not and whether the noises are real are not, only Emily knows, but she never once applied lube, well at least I didn’t see her apply any so.... she must have enjoyed it somewhat if her pussy was naturally lubing itself.
Anyhow, we finished with doggy and Emily went on to try to make me cum with a handjob, but it wasn’t going to happen. She also made me aware that time was almost up so a bit of clockwatching going on, but I didn’t mind as I was knackered. With us both in agreement that a second pop wasn’t going to happen, I was dressed and with a little chat on my way.
I enjoyed the whole session immensely and would say that the meeting was a great gamble for me. I went for a PSE, but I would say it was more of a dirty GFE because I think Emily is a bit too reserved to act the pornstar role, though she does have the willingness and skills to be able to do it. I think she’s easy to get along with, has a fantastic body, is pretty and an overall joy to be with.
ConclusionEmily is a great punt and I had a great time with her. She is very passive and does what’s asked without a complaint or an attempt to get away with not doing stuff. Emily has been around the block a few times and told me that she worked in a parlour before so she’s picked up a few tricks from the years of experience such as the fake orgasms. The fake moans are one of my complaints along with the lack of passionate DFK, no kissing around the neck and eyes open whilst kissing. She also can come across as quite reserved, but I think she’s the kind of girl that would open up more with regular visits. With that being said, Emily is the first escort that I have considered making my regular as I’ve never had one and if she worked in Maidenhead permanently, I would defiantly do it because I believe that Emily is the type to get better the more you see her and I really would love to see how wild the meets could get.
Would I recommend her? Yes I definitely would, but my recommendation would be for those punters that haven’t yet been with any of UKP’s gold standard escorts as I’m sure that Emily would just disappoint any punters that have been with one of the UKP favourites. I myself have not been with any gold standard girls yet and am slowly working my way up. I’m used to seeing the easy £80-100 local girls, now I’ve stepped up to the more experienced £120+ touring girls and will eventually step it up to the gold standard girls in the coming months.
I also think that Emily would be better off charging a much more reasonable price of £120 an hour instead of the current £140. There are gold standard girls charging less than that like Dee and maggie21 (both £130 an hr) and their service (from what I’ve read) is far better than Emily’s.
PositivesOWO
Fingering
Good deepthroat
Very willing, compliant and takes a good, hard pounding
Perfectly fluent English
Fantastic body and a pretty face
Ex glamour model
Negativesfake moans
Regular French kissing and not passionate DFK like a porn star
No kissing around neck
Kisses with eyes open
