Cook (?) - Serenity Massage, Wellingborough

[Munter84]

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Happened within the last fortnight.

Comms
None, walked in.

The Venue
Indiscreet massage shop on Silver Street. Next to a couple of boozers for post-massage refreshment 

The Lady
Greeted on entry by a short, stout middle aged Chinese lady who in my memory is indistinguishable from every other chubby farmer's wife who has massaged me. I asked her name and I'm sure she answered "Cook"?

The Action
After waiting in the waiting area for five minutes, I was brusquely ushered into the customer toilet, presumably so the last punter could leave discretely. Then into the massage room, where I paid £50 for an hour medium massage. The masseuse assisted me in undressing, something I've only encountered with Thai escorts before, so that bode well. She stripped me naked and asked me to lay on the table, so I was left in little doubt that extras would be offered later.

The massage itself was bone-crackingly firm and at times bordering on painful, but the lady seemed like she had formal training so I went along with it. God only knows what the Deep Tissue option would have involved, she would probably have battered me with a cricket bat.

After the flip she immediately offered extras, I think HE was £30 but she quickly upsold that to B2B at £60. I (truthfully) told her I only had another £50 on me, so she agreed to do it for that. She stripped naked herself, revealing an unsurprising but pleasant enough figure for her age. The B2B mostly consisted of boob play and breast relief (limited opportunity to touch her boobs myself, and even less access to butt and pussy), and after a very nice period of edging she brought me off against her chest. Clean-up, then an unhurried massage to the arms, hands, legs, face and head to finish. Semi-assisted re-dressing, and again I was slightly awkwardly ushered out before the next client could arrive.

Damage
£50 for an hour's relaxing massage (actually delivered: strong), additional £50 for B2B and HE (negotiated down from £60)

Verdict
I didn't find the lady very attractive, and the B2B was mostly a glorified nude handjob, but she knew what she was doing both in the massage and sensual parts. Would return.

[scouting]

Thanks for the review. I haven't been there, if in Wboro I tend to use Five Palms down the road. Whilst Serenity is on the narrow point of a busy road, they do have a rear entrance which I have scouted out for future use. Did you use that?

[Munter84]

Suppressing my instincts to make a predictable and corny joke, no, I haven't entered via the rear entrance. Didn't realise there was one!

Thanks for the heads up re: Five Palms, may have to try that one next.

[scouting]

Suppressing my instincts to make a predictable and corny joke, no, I haven't entered via the rear entrance. Didn't realise there was one!

Thanks for the heads up re: Five Palms, may have to try that one next.

There is a small entrance to the left, Rosemary Anne Mews, leads around the back of Serenity.
Five Palms is different to what I've read about Serenity. The ladies are older, they all do good massage and HE but no more. Touching is limited. Cost £50 + £20.

[Munter84]

There is a small entrance to the left, Rosemary Anne Mews, leads around the back of Serenity.
Five Palms is different to what I've read about Serenity. The ladies are older, they all do good massage and HE but no more. Touching is limited. Cost £50 + £20.

If they're (even) older then I wouldn't be too fussed about touching or nudity anyway. Sounds like a cheap rub and tug option, cheers