On the same day as my aborted punt that turned out to be next door to a 24-hour police station, New Year's Day, I tried my luck for a punt in Mayfair. Now I knew that Mayfair had some Soho-style walkups at Shepherd Market but I'd not been there before. I get there and there's hardly anyone about but I did spot two walkups that were open. I walked up one of them to a flat on the second floor. A girl answered and ushered me inside. Her outfit did it for me with the short skirt. I was ready to go through with it but then I had a look at the prices scribbled on an A4 sheet of paper and placed upon a chest of drawers. The cheapest option (for sex) was £60. For this I would get fifteen minutes apparently. At this point I say to her that I've made a mistake and didn't realise the pricing structure for the area and that it was more than I was expecting to pay. Her reply was that this is "the same price everywhere these days". I told her that at some Soho walkups they offer sex from £20. I would find out later that's only for 10 minutes, not 15. Anyway, she didn't know that and starts to reduce the price a bit in an effort to get me to stay...
her: OK, then how about £50?
me: No, sorry, that's more than I have.
her: OK then £40?
me: No, it's OK I'm going to go now (putting my coat on at this point and also getting a better look at her and now no longer finding her attractive, she's older than she looked when I first spotted her - heavy makeup made her look young at a glance and also I look at her feet and they're not very nice! Not that I have a foot fetish but something about her feet just turned me off her altogether!)
her: So you normally pay £20? Would you be willing to pay a bit more? How about £30?
me: Sorry to waste your time (pulling open the bedroom door and walking towards the exit, hoping the metal cage door that was on the outside of the door didn't lock itself as she closed it and feeling a little anxious now that I'll have to ask her nicely and wait awkwardly as she unlocks it for me).
her: OK then I'll do it for £20.
me: Sorry, bye (opening the main door and discovering the cage door isn't locked, so pushing it open and walking out).
So 66% off! Talk about a New Year Sale - that was better than John Lewis!
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. Has anyone been offered a better discount than that with a WG anywhere? (Not including freebies with regulars!)