External Link/Members OnlyMassage happened a couple of weeks ago. This has been my most regular massage place, so it feels repetitive to keep reviewing, but the girls are on regular rotation and I had a fairly bad one so thought it was worth mentioning.
Started with the usual call ahead, told time was okay. I arrive and the girl "Linda" was fairly attractive and pleasant, massage was pretty good, nice and firm. Things went downhill at the halfway point, asking about extras. She mentioned hand, £20, covered BJ £30 or b2b for £40. I went with the last two, after a bit of back and forth in broken English and I only had £30 cash so I'd have to pay the rest by card.
So, she got undressed, got out a sandwich bag and gave a decent bj before putting her clothes back on and continuing with a head massage.... and that was basically it. I was thinking "I hope she doesn't think that being naked counted as b2b?". To make things worse, she didn't clean up the leakages entirely, and I had to do it myself with the paper towels, which is a first! I left £30 out, which she took, and went back upstairs. So, no actual b2b, having to clean myself up, I'm a bit pissed off. On my way out I made sure to say hello to the manager who was in the room next door, so that if a confrontation with Linda happened, I'd have subtly established I "know" the manager, and I don't think Linda would want her to know about the bj.
Then lo and behold Linda is at the card reader asking for £40! I ask what for and she says b2b, and I say no. A little back and forth with a firm but polite "you just took your clothes off. I paid for the extras". She relented and I left. It doesn't happen often, but I'm passed caring now and stand my ground with things like this. It's frustrating to think others don't. It's not pleasant, and sours the mood after you should be in a nice relaxed state, but I'm not made of money, and it shouldn't be tolerated. £40 for having her naked for all of 5 mins is just insane.
I've met a dozen "Lindas" over the years so this isn't exactly useful info, but the one piece of advice I would give anyone is if it's a masseuse you've never met, and/or they start with higher prices, or just don't seem to enthusiastic, don't let your dick overthink things and just stick with HJ for £20.
