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External Link/Members OnlyThe first 2 features were sold out so I bought a ticket for this C movie.
It was a dopey decision.
She has goofy teeth, she could eat corn on the cob through a chain link fence.
Her tits are like Pluto's ears and dropped to the carpet in a thud when she undid her bra. Presumably ruined by childbirth.
Her personality as exciting as elmer fudd.
The only redeeming feature is her bum, firm and pneumatic.
Her huge fake eyelashes prompted me to ask her to flutter them - kept my balls cool as she was sucking my dick.
She put on enough lube on her fanny to run the flying scotsman from Edinburg to London. What was one tight is now a railway siding.
Finally finished, felt like Eeyore with a deflated baloon.
It was half an hour of looney toons for whatever the going rate is, I forget. But it was too much.
That's all folks.
