Author Topic: MilkingTableMassage - Leicester Square/Covent Garden  (Read 1335 times)


10 review(s) for MilkingTableMassage (1 positive, 3 neutral, 6 negative) [Indexed by johnny34]

Offline Jranls

Booked this after reading @Rodtin's recent review just because I fancied a new experience... and wasn't put off by the sea of red and neutrals.

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Went for milking machine on the table (cost: £160) as I said because I fancied trying something new. I definitely got that and was tempted to give a low positive but think neutral is probably about right.

First thing to say is that she cuts and prepares fresh lengths of latex while you're there so no concerns on hygiene. She's friendly, quite attractive and super chatty. Others have commented on age and don't disagree, AW might be a bit unders. As for the experience, I dunno, it was weird. She's chatty (about random small talk stuff, not sexy) which does take you out of it. Also, as others have pointed out, she seems a bit odd on hygiene stuff - reckon she went through about 6 pairs of latex gloves. As for the machine, was cool to try something new I guess, but not sure it's for me. Came once but then found the whole thing too bizarre to get anything going for a second round.

So got what I went for, and if you wanted to give it a whirl I'd say go for it, but can't see myself going back.

Offline Handel2020

Thanks for the info. Sounds like a turn off with the small talk. Don't think I'll go for a milking with these reviews.

Offline Tony Blair

Saw her 20 years ago.  Awful. Always intend to avoid like the plague.

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Saw her 20 years ago.  Awful. Always intend to avoid like the plague.

You posted that on the last thread, what was awful about your punt with her ?