Author Topic: Alice - Scottish Masseuse - Gumtree - Glasgow city centre  (Read 1713 times)

Offline TwistedMinister

Been a while since I posted, I've been lazy as sin lately and found most the places I've been to of late really shit.

I keep falling for the Asian adverts that over promise and underdeliver. Anyway, I figured, why not try something different and try 'local' as they say.

Anyway, found Alice's advert on gumtree, figured from the Rutherglen and old and new clients that I'd ask about HE and called. Got the lass on the phone, confirmed that a table or bed was available (good sign so far) asked about rates, what's included etc and confirmed she used to work on union street where the vape shop went up in smoke.

Got confirmation that it's £70 an hour for Swedish and or relaxing massage and £10 for HE and £50 for the hh with £10 HE there too.

Asked about age etc, told she's blonde and mid 40's, figured I would take the chance and I am glad I did.

Got the address (somewhere I had been before) knew the score, ushered in, smiling pretty 40's woman behind the door, maybe dress size 8/10, nice suggestive clothes on, stockings visible etc. So handed the notes over including my £10 extra, enquired about other extras and told initially she doesn't. HOWEVER.. later on during the massage she did say if I came back she does more with regulars she trusts. She eluded to full service but never clarified.

Anyway, locations clean and tidy, super central and slap bang near to the train and bus station. Handy if you work in town, a nearby landmark would be Point A hotel.

Service itself, fuck me what a massage! I get issues with my back, specially my left side under my shoulder blade, its a knot that drives me nuts, she worked on it and what a fucking difference. Most the 'Japanese' (usually Chinese or thai pretending) have sucked ass with this.

Massage was offered on the table (bed was next to it but I didn't ask for or want the bed anyway).

Got a great massage, went for the full hour and on the turn I was not disappointed, I wont kiss and tell, but she leaned in and whispered some very filthy things as she massaged me, I was already excited from the cc swipes and teasing and being relaxed.

She did this thing with my balls too that I can't quiet describe, but I shot a ridiculous amount. I was offered a shower at the end which I declined. No clock watching that I could see or tell, walked out (once dressed etc) about an hour and 10 after arrival.

Overall verdict, lassie is Scottish, but very soft accent, blonde, nice enough figure, age is about right I'd guess mid 40's region, but I am naff with ages. I would say average Scottish woman that you'd pass on the street, milf next door type, but plump lips.

Massage was 20/10, best massage in a long time especially with the quality on the market these days. And I got my time / moneys worth!
HE 10/10

Would I go back: Yes, without a doubt, the price at £80 for massage and happy ending and choice of bed and or table is a no brainer for me. So many places these days its shocking how much they are charging!

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In case ad goes down (as it often does with gumtree) her number was 07944088561.

Offline Jock D

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Blast from the past!

I first saw her must be close on 10 years ago, when she started working in Union street, under a different name. Can't remember what it was though?

Saw her again, a few years later, when she adopted the name of Alice and worked from her home in Rutherglen. Fairly sure I reviewed her and gave her a neutral, which with the very slim pickings available these days, probably equates to a positive now 🤔

Thanks for the review, I could be tempted to get reacquainted with her again after reading it, sounds like she's upped her game.
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Offline Glesgaboy

Blast from the past!

I first saw her must be close on 10 years ago, when she started working in Union street, under a different name. Can't remember what it was though?

Saw her again, a few years later, when she adopted the name of Alice and worked from her home in Rutherglen. Fairly sure I reviewed her and gave her a neutral, which with the very slim pickings available these days, probably equates to a positive now 🤔

Thanks for the review, I could be tempted to get reacquainted with her again after reading it, sounds like she's upped her game.
Aye Jock I also remember her from the unions st place too.
Shared with curvy girl called Rachel. ( she was rather good as I recall)

Alice was ok …. But may be worth another punt to mark her cum -back  :hi:

Offline Ger1971

Does she have tattoos ? Think I seen her a few times when she was in Rutherglen.

Offline Glesgaboy

Aye
Ink Central - that’s her.

Offline ulstersubbie

Thanks for the review OP, I'm tempted to visit.   :hi:
 

Offline chinafan

Has she worked in any of the previous Thai places, does anyone know?

Offline nombre

Has she worked in any of the previous Thai places, does anyone know?

Is she Scottish or Thai?

Offline Uncle Buck

Why do I not know or remember this SP? :lol:

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Why do I not know or remember this SP? :lol:

Probably, because she's always worked very limited hours, when  most of us are working too!

Even now it's Mon - Wed , 9am - 5pm.

Offline chinafan

Why do I not know or remember this SP? :lol:

She sounds to me, based on the description (but not the service) like a SP who works in a legit spa location, but also moonlights at one of the seemingly legit Thai places.

Offline Glesgaboy

Good work Sherlock

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She sounds to me, based on the description (but not the service) like a SP who works in a legit spa location, but also moonlights at one of the seemingly legit Thai places.

You're barking up the wrong tree China, I'd be willing to put money on that she's never worked in a Thai shop in her life.

She has kid's and based her working hours around them. Though tbf, they've got to be young adults or at least mid teens by now.

Offline Glesgaboy

She’s had more discussion on this thread than she had first time round

- all because of a review which reads like an advert tbh🤣🤷🏻‍♂️