way out of town in Edgware on new years eve, local search turned up Lana, not much time or alternatives so booked, read a positive on here and pictures didn't look too bad on the mobile, I had a hankering for a good tit wank and she seemed to have the goods.
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External Link/Members OnlyLana let me in on arrival and first thing- she's much bigger than the pics, chavy as expected, still looked doable for a big booty doggy fan like myself so what the hey.
she apologised for the hair dryer on the bed and dress up tat, commented she and her friend were shaping up for a new years party. umm OK
paid her and everything was normal until that point, when she came back into the room I went to wash my hands in hotwater to warm up from the cold, she undressed and lay face down on the bed with her face buried into it
suddenly seemed she didn't want to be there
...but oer! that big ass
got next to her on the bed and she said "what's up" still face down for about a minute ...asked her "you alright?" asked me to lie down and started a very rushed OWO - mostly HJ, flinched when I touched her tits "hand too cold" asked for a condom and she started mumbling randomly in her lingo, she just lay there in mish with her hands up while looking away so very restricted access and totally offputting, my semi was failing fast so closed my eyes and imagined the big porcelain booty of my fave ex WG L riding me in reverse doggy and managed to pop, she handed me the wipes and sat on a sofa next to the bed looking awkward.
asked her if she felt this was a good way to treat a client? she said it wasn't me but she was feeling like her period might come (don't accept bookings in that case FFS!) plus I had "too big dick" so she was "feeling problems" so we should do 30 minutes and she gave me the difference - I was already getting dressed anyway.
maybe I'm paranoid but she was so unwelcoming
after getting paid I wondered a) was it a race (black) thing? b) she resented getting 'handed' a booking when she would rather be at her new year's party c)she'd been booked back to back all day and was just going to be a miserable cow and cut short her bookings while getting paid for the most part. maybe she really dislikes "big dicks"
anyway was out in 20 minutes, unplanned punting on the road always seems to end in a shit punt, hadn't met a negative Hungarian WG unitl, first time for everything.
