FKK SHARKS - 12th June 2026

[Rob23]

Cold, Rainy and very Wet Friday Afternoon in Darmstadt, A quick 10 minute walk from my hotel i arrived at the infamous Sharks. €69 Entrance Fee paid. Robe, Towel and Slippers later I am in and ready.

1pm Roughly, I decide to enter and get to know the place, I grab a glass of water, they was still serving breakfast decide to grab some eggs and ate some food and walked around spoke to some women and other fellow punters. One Asian Fella I spoke to told me hes been here more than 50 times.

Punt 1

2pm I introduce myself to the lovely MAYA 27 Year Old Romanian with curly blondish hair, large black glasses (they're not for decoration she truly needs them to see long distance) some tattoos around her body, she has this unique piercing under her left eye, she also has a bit of a tummy. But all in all shes that cute woman who lives in your neighbourhood.

This was actually the best punt of the day for me, the kissing was amazing it started of as regular pecks but slowly tongues got involved, I went down on her and she was very responsive and truly enjoys this, her blowjob skills are really good, I laid on my back and realised the room I was in has mirrors on the ceiling and sides, which means you can watch the entire action at all angles. We then moved to cowgirl where I eventually finished. Some kisses later and then i paid her.

Punt 2

A couple hours later, a tall German Woman called Sophia gets my attention, SOPHIA 26 Years Old, is basically a bimbo, Fake Ass, Fake Boobs, Silicone everywhere but she is very sexy. She is heavily tattooed throughout her body, the sex was intense it was different to punt number 1 where I felt it was more mechanical, while being ate out she wasnt as responsive, maybe I didnt do it right im not sure. She is very good at blowjobs but she didnt give it as intense as Maya, the first punt did. As agreed she said only one position so we chose Cowgirl, but half way she mentioned if you want to change to doggystyle, and I tried I tried I tried but no matter how much I was having sex with her, I couldn't finish. Maybe im getting older. But in the end I ended up leaving without finishing.

Punt 3

Couple Hours later I meet Kaia at the bar she is 26 and from Slovakia. She has plastic surgery and heavily enhanced body but to me she resembles facialy wise of a modern day Megan Fox. Im not joking. But the sex with her was also quite mechanical it seems like she just wants you to cum quick so they can go onto the next customer. This punt had the usual, kisses, blowjob, sex but once again I couldn't finish I was beginning to think something was wrong with me.

Punt 4

happened many hours later, I spent some time using the whirlpool, sauna, etc hanging out in the dinner room, talking to this Dutch Gentleman about Cars.

I decided to do a woman called Susan 23 Years Old, from Spain. She isnt usually my type as she was quite chubby but something about her in her red body suit she looked like the Porn Star ALYX STAR (who is one of my favourite) i decided to go in the room with her, but sadly at this point the club was very busy and no rooms was available, after 10 or so minutes waiting the BDSM room became available, we then proceeded to have some good sex I have to say, she is very good at Blowjobs, she took a pounding on Doggy Style and i was able to cum again.

Final Verdict.

FKK Sharks is fun, its the best looking FKK Brothel I have ever been too. The food is good, drinks are good, staff are friendly, fellow punters especially in day time are nice.

But I prefer a more Girlfriend type experience in my punting adventures which is what you get more in Club Globe Zurich or my personal Favourite the agencies in my hometown of London so I probably wouldn't rush back anytime soon

But all in all FOUR PUNTS - €469 Spent Entrance Included as well as Unlimited Food and Drink.

[Bspokes]

Thanks for the review buddy, sounds like you had a nice time. Can you fill me in on the numbers a bit? Like, at the times you were there roughly how many girls were there and how many other punters?

[Eeyore]

As you spent €469 including the entrance fee I’m guessing all your four punts were 30 minute bookings ?

There are still quite a few of the CDL’s who still offer €150 for the hour, even if you get quoted 200 it’s a chance to “play the game” and use your charisma to get the price down. It’s surprising how a smile and joke while showing respectability towards the girl can often work. However there are obviously some “hard nosed” ladies that won’t budge on the price.

As a general rule the plainer looking girls generally provide a good service as their looks can’t compare with the others. However with the really top notch attractive ladies it can be more of a gamble which is why the “interview” on the couch is very important to ascertain the likely standard of the service. It’s not a full proof system but I’ve not had too many poor rooms in all my visits to the club.

Unlike yourself I’m not a great fan of the food although to be fair it has improved lately and the outside barbecue is now open subject to the weather.

I will be there this weekend but with the temperatures projected to be around 33 degrees I will need plenty of water and rest breaks between rooms. My main problem with Sharks is that there are not enough rooms with AC so during the hot weather these rooms become much sort after.

In the unlikely event that you read this drivel before this weekend could you tell me if a blonde, busy lady, often smiling, (called Sammy) who always sits on a stool at the entrance to the restaurant was there when you visited last week ?

[lisbonmidnight]

Chers for the write-up mate. Gonna visit soon and will also report back. Can you say any more about the rough numbers of providers and ages ranges / nationalities?

[Rob23]

Thanks for the review buddy, sounds like you had a nice time. Can you fill me in on the numbers a bit? Like, at the times you were there roughly how many girls were there and how many other punters?

Good Afternoon, Sorry for the delay in responding, I arrived roughly 1 30pm and left 10pm. When I arrived I would predict there was maybe 30 women and 45 men. 4-6pm Lots more women arrive for their shifts and punters. I would predict maybe 70 ish women and possibly 100 men.

[Rob23]

As you spent €469 including the entrance fee I’m guessing all your four punts were 30 minute bookings ?

There are still quite a few of the CDL’s who still offer €150 for the hour, even if you get quoted 200 it’s a chance to “play the game” and use your charisma to get the price down. It’s surprising how a smile and joke while showing respectability towards the girl can often work. However there are obviously some “hard nosed” ladies that won’t budge on the price.

As a general rule the plainer looking girls generally provide a good service as their looks can’t compare with the others. However with the really top notch attractive ladies it can be more of a gamble which is why the “interview” on the couch is very important to ascertain the likely standard of the service. It’s not a full proof system but I’ve not had too many poor rooms in all my visits to the club.

Unlike yourself I’m not a great fan of the food although to be fair it has improved lately and the outside barbecue is now open subject to the weather.

I will be there this weekend but with the temperatures projected to be around 33 degrees I will need plenty of water and rest breaks between rooms. My main problem with Sharks is that there are not enough rooms with AC so during the hot weather these rooms become much sort after.

In the unlikely event that you read this drivel before this weekend could you tell me if a blonde, busy lady, often smiling, (called Sammy) who always sits on a stool at the entrance to the restaurant was there when you visited last week ?

Apologies in the delay in responding, Unfortunately I cannot confirm if Sammy was there. Thank you for the advice, it was my first time at Sharks and I wasnt aware negotiation was really allowed but really good to know. I am used to Club Globe where its a standard rate and usually most girls follow.

[Rob23]

Chers for the write-up mate. Gonna visit soon and will also report back. Can you say any more about the rough numbers of providers and ages ranges / nationalities?

Hello Mate, Sorry for the delay in responding, at the days peak roughly around 4pm - 6pm there was definetly maybe 75 women, (It's an amazing sight. 75 women walking around naked in front of your eyes) in terms of men i would predict mainly 100. Majority of girls are from Romania, I would say 85%  but the rest come from elsewhere in Europe. There are women all shapes and size, Fake Bimbos, BBW, MILFS, Petite, Black Women, Latinas heck there was one woman who was 6 foot Plus. One of my punts was with a girl who said she is Fully German with heavy tattoos. Punters vary, mainly German, French, Italian, British, Turkish etc.

[Poet]

This is insane I was in sharks a few days ago and it was 100% Romanians no exceptions. I was well disappointed

Edit: just to clarify, still banged 3 of them and overall enjoyed the experience.

[Eeyore]

It is very true that the majority of girls are Romanian and some who claim to be Italian or other nationalities are also Romanian but I’ve never visited Sharks where 100% were Romanian.

So although I’ve roomed with a number of Romanians I’ve also enjoyed the company of French, German, Polish, Russian, Caribbean, Croatian, Spanish, Thai, African and Bulgarian ladies. Well those are the nationalities I can remember, oh and remarkably two ladies from the UK.

[markmamailrk20]

I love Romanian girls - and while they still dominate there is more variety in Artemist Berlin…

This is insane I was in sharks a few days ago and it was 100% Romanians no exceptions. I was well disappointed

Edit: just to clarify, still banged 3 of them and overall enjoyed the experience.