I was in the mood for a massage and perhaps a little more, but fancied trying somewhere different instead of my usual haunts. A bit of a read through on here and decided on this place.
External Link/Members OnlyTexted, quick reply and agreed a time.
Venue: Typical low end Thai place with a gaudy shop front, behind a bus stop. Inside was pretty grotty to be honest.
The girl: Shouted "Hello" from behind a bead curtain and then came out. Not the prettiest and probably around 40, but acceptable. Didn't ask if I had a booking, just ushered me into a room, asked about time required, took the £40 and told me to undress and disappeared to stash the cash.
Massage: I would describe it as 'agricultural'.... fast, rough and no finesse. Probably the worst I've ever had, not pleasurable or relaxing in the slightest. After about 25 minutes I was told to turn over. She asked the inevitable despite no hint of it up to that point. She managed to sell me B2B with BJ for £60.... a moment of weakness.
Extras: The B2B was naked, not the best body but ok. The B2B consisted mainly of her laying on me for a couple of minutes, hardly any movement. Then she climbed off and proceeded to put on me the strangest looking condom I've ever seen. It was more like a plastic bag, over sized and didn't need to be rolled on! The BJ followed... wasn't too bad but again lacked much action. I was starting to get bored now so I shot my load and that was pretty much it. Bit of a clean up, handed a bottle of water and rushed out of the door. She had let another punter in whilst I was dressing.
Once on my back I noticed that she didn't take her eyes off the CCTV screen that was showing the front door, I find that kind if thing quite off putting.
Would I recommend? No, absolutely not 2/10 at best.
Would I return? Not a chance!!
