This is the profile that I messaged via SMS
External Link/Members Only so she can own this negative review as I was definitely Baited and Switched (again!).
I suspect I saw this lady I actually saw as she is the only other Thai working in Burton:
External Link/Members Only (obvs those are photos of someone wildly more attractive)
I didn’t question on arrival as I’ve not seen this lady before, and being much taller and in semi darkness it’s hard to judge appearance, but the photos on that profiles are not particularly clear, and I was going from memory.
As the punt progressed it was clear the woman I was actually with was more in her late 40’s or 50’s, was overweight and tbh was pretty ugly. She had several folds of saggy stomach, which only came to light when she stripped off her corset immediately before sex.
The punt started with an incredibly mediocre massage for all of 2 mins, before the roll over and commencement of adequate (barely) OWO. She them slapped a condom on my barely hard member and sat on me. Like, literally sat on me with her full (considerable) weight. Oh, the 1,2,3 countdown before insertion was a nice touch - not!
She then flipped onto her back with no warning, which could have injured me if I’d actually been hard. At that point I called it a day and left. Too polite to kick up a fuss, which is my own silly fault.
The intended lady looks like a great punt - but BE WARNED that you need to double check your booking and on arrival be prepared to walk if you get switched.
Oh - some other memorable niceties: the bed was still crumpled from another punter (or maybe where she’d been taking a kip). At least re-spread the cover! At several points she swilled with water and spat it into the bin! And during OWO she kept a bundle of kitchen roll in her hand - just in case, well, I dunno - why?
I don’t get much punting opportunity these days so it’s such a disappointment when it’s like this.
Avoid, avoid!
