EnglishEllaMay - Bromley - TOFTT

[Padi]

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This was such a bizarre experience I have to laugh about it and share the story.  This was a profile I was considering for months as I had my reservations,  but one day the little brain took over and voila - I slipped into the trap.

Location: small independent dodgy hotel in Bromley

Fee: £200 for 1 hr. Reduced to £180

Girl: Apart from her communication skills, her whole profile is a fraud. Naturally petite? Effortlessly elegant?  The photo she has is nothing like her, if so it must have been her 10 years ago. Whilst clothed she looked ok, but once undressed she was like a large, shapeless blancmange with cellulite everywhere and disappointing A cup boobs. It was so bad that even though I feel scammed by her, I  actually feel sorry for her.  She is a strong communicator but was hyperactive, fidgety like she was on the powder or had ADHD - but likely both.  The stated age of 25 is farcical - she's more like 35.

Service: Gave her the £200 (before she took off her clothes) and she stripped and went to the toilet for a pee, leaving the door open.  She came straight out, and as I like RO, I asked if we could have a shower together (polite way to ask her to freshen up) and she went in herself begrudgingly and washed herself. 

She came out of the shower and we both lay on the bed - she started off with OWO but she was trying to get me to cum quick- i told her that the 2nd pop would last longer - and with my cock still in her mouth, she then said that I can only come once. At this point I was like "what?" and whipped my cock away from her. She then got furious and said that she said that we should cut the meeting to 45 mins - and that she doesn't normally do OWO and that she should be charging £300 per hour - probably the most deluded statement I have ever heard tbf

I was walking on egg shells with this human volcano and little man was shrinking fast , so I thought I would cut my losses and let her get me hard again so I can fuck her.  When I told her that I wanted to fuck her she said that she doesn't do this - and it's not on her list of likes. The mood was now more than dead and she started wanking me furiously, then told me to finish on her chest.  We cleaned up - I asked her for the £20 back (which she reluctantly did) and I left. 

This whole dreadful affair lasted 25mins tops and I have to chalk this up as a learning experience.   Red flags were there on her profile such as "privately educated" "well travelled" etc giving hint that she is above providing a service - and whilst it's healthy to be confident, I think these kind of statements mask some massive insecurities. 
She really shouldn't be in this line of work.

[oinki]

Helpful review. Sorry to hear the dire punt!

[LAZY_GENTLEMAN]

dam thank you for your service

[Heph]

I recently had a not dissimilar experience, though with another dame, and elsewhere (review forthcoming, when I can track her profile down again)- so I can sympathize with your pain

As for EnglishEllaMay, assuming she hasn't had time to change her profile just yet, it's worth noting that she does offer OWO (at discretion) in her like list, but not penetration. As I said, you have my sympathies, but not just from recent experience, I long since learned to double-check to see that penetration is present on their lists- whilst it's very rare that it isn't, but as you've discovered, it's not a negligible chance.

Finally, it's not clear if it's the OP's AW account that registered this, but her latest bit of feedback there makes similar complaints.

[Padi]

Good spot!  Strange as that AW review wasn't by me, but was pretty much the same day as when I saw her.

Oh how I wish I left it a few more days
 

[PuntingPro1]

£200 an hour and that does not include sex? Are you serious? She needs to clearly state that on her profile otherwise she will get some furious punters. £20 back?, I would have wanted £150 back if shes not going to provide sex.

[Heph]

Often, those that list as escorts but don't offer penetrative sex, make the extra effort to underline this in their introduction or somewhere conspicuous in the main body copy of their AW ad: often... but not always.

Whilst this might seem a little absurd, to be certain, we really do have to check that it's included in their likes list.

In this case, her bad form with advertising discretionary OWO whilst denying that she offers it at all when in the room, weighs against her; as does advertising 'fingering/fingerplay', which most adults would agree is normally understood as penetrative sex of a sort.

[Padi]

£200 an hour and that does not include sex? Are you serious? She needs to clearly state that on her profile otherwise she will get some furious punters. £20 back?, I would have wanted £150 back if shes not going to provide sex.

For me it was a damage limitation exercise and
I jusr wanted to get out of that situation as peacefully as possible.

She looked ready for war and I had to give her the benefit of the doubt when she said sex was not on offer and it was one pop only for £200.

Utterly ridiculous pricing when she's got a 4/10 face and a 3/10 body.

Ultimately I find that going through the whole shopping list, kills the spontaneity and natural vibe of the punt - and she clearly preys that with her lack of transparency.

[Padi]

Often, those that list as escorts but don't offer penetrative sex, make the extra effort to underline this in their introduction or somewhere conspicuous in the main body copy of their AW ad: often... but not always.

Whilst this might seem a little absurd, to be certain, we really do have to check that it's included in their likes list.

In this case, her bad form with advertising discretionary OWO whilst denying that she offers it at all when in the room, weighs against her; as does advertising 'fingering/fingerplay', which most adults would agree is normally understood as penetrative sex of a sort.

Agreed - her lack of transparency is on purpose.

[Heph]

To both of the above - yes - exactly

AD: [ Enjoys: Anal Play; deep-throat; dogging; parties; prostate massage... ]
"I bring... easy, natural energy that makes time together feel comfortable from the outset"

also

'But why didn't you specifically mention that you wanted penetrative sex when you booked me after seeing my ad on Britain's premier whoring platform? I could've told you that's not something I engage in'

Chaps- we live and learn from these sort of scrapes. Whether she will from her antagonised punters, their bad reviews and a consequentially dusty-phone, is up to her.