Author Topic: Sexy Iris Thai, Loughborough  (Read 483 times)


2 review(s) for Sexy_Iris_Thai (0 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by scouting]

Offline Charliehutton

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Her profile pics don't give much away, but on first impression I thought I'd hit the jackpot; she greeted me at the door wearing a skimpy bikini and she has a fabulous body, relatively tall by Thai standards, shapely, womanly and voluptuous yet without a hint of fat. Shapely legs, perfectly rounded arse, splendid tits - presumably enhanced - beautifully soft, flawless skin and not a drop of ink anywhere on her. The kind of body you'd associate with the perfect Brazilian girl, rather than the perfect Thai. She's a seriously good looking girl facially, too. She greeted me with a lovely smile and a sexy little dance, and by way of exchanging pleasantries I stood behind her with my groin pressed hard against her arse as I reached round to give her tits a squeeze. A highly promising start.

Alas, from there it was downhill all the way. She was bossy and uncooperative from the moment we were upstairs. No kissing, despite it being on her likes list, as well as on her texted menu as an extra at £10. No reverse oral. For the blowjob she positioned herself between my legs to make herself completely out of reach, and when I asked, on several occasions, for her to move round, so I could play with her arse, she was having none of it. Apart from happily letting me play with her tits, it was clear she didn't want me touching her at all.

Tadalafil is a miraculous drug but it needs a bit of help, and with no kissing and no RO it wasn't getting any, so my erection wasn't up to much. She popped herself on board for some cowgirl but then more or less sat there, moving her arms around in tune with the music from her phone. I'd twice suggested 'now me on top' but she didn't move, and even when I'd tilted her to the side to dismount her she wanted doggy, and I had to insist on mish. I managed to fuck her without the condom slipping off, at least, but with my cock at not much more than half mast it was pretty unsatisfactory. Even when she went through the motions of trying to finish me by hand - during which she looked bored stiff - she made sure I couldn't lay a glove on her.

I packed it in with a good ten minutes left on the clock. The initial impression of her being bright, cheerful and playful stopped the moment she had the cash. From that moment on it was the very bare minimum.

So one of the best looking Thai girls on the circuit, and one of the very worst in terms of attitude and service.

She's 100% feminine, and yet...if it later emerges that she's post-op trans I wouldn't be entirely gobsmacked. She didn't want me going anywhere near her fanny. I've seen girls every bit as feminine as her who've later turned out to be post-op, so you never know.

This was in the familiar place in Loughborough, down the steps round the back. £80 for half an hour. Oh, and to make matters even worse, the bed was broken, so we had to make do with the mattress on the floor. Given the amounts these girls pay for accommodation, and given the nature of their work, you'd think their 'agents' could at least provide a sturdy bed.


Offline scouting

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Oh dear, you're bound to catch a bad one once in a while. No RO and doesn't want mish, let alone H2H.
Imagine what she would have been like if you had suggested some of your old school over-the-knee spanking?

Better luck next time :hi:

Offline anonymouse72

Sorry you caught a dud Sir but appreciate the warning. Thanks for reviewing.

Offline jackt

She clearly didn’t realise she was with a Sexual Olympian Athlete Charlie

Offline Charliehutton

She clearly didn’t realise she was with a Sexual Olympian Athlete Charlie

 :D :hi:

Offline Charliehutton

Oh dear, you're bound to catch a bad one once in a while. No RO and doesn't want mish, let alone H2H.
Imagine what she would have been like if you had suggested some of your old school over-the-knee spanking?

Better luck next time :hi:

There'd have been no chance, Scout. With very little else to do, I suggested I give her a massage, and she even vetoed that. Mercifully, punts as bad as this have been relatively few and far between.