Yeah yeah yeah, I decided to go cheap again and use VS, but I put in the good work having bang average punts so you chaps don't have to.
Saw "Iza" a few days back, edge of Uxbridge in a flat with easily available parking all around. Not sure you can get there via public transport that easily, certainly not using tubes.
Comms we're quick and easy. Usual Brazilian menu of extras but I was swayed by 15 for £50 & 30 for £60. Not too shabby y if she was half as hot as the very hot pictures of her.
Brace yourselves...it wasnt her. I know right. After she promised it was and everything. Dunno who to trust if VS is unreliable.
What she was though was a very young, early 20s brunette Brazilian. C cup natural tits, a very nice arse and a really really cute face. She also had a big old belly, probably a size 12/14 but I didn't mind that and in every position she was in it was fine. Kind of odd tbh as the rest of her didn't seem to fit the gut.
Obviously, sex pervert that I am, I went ahead. Just 15 mins, no extras taken. Mechanical OW and then mish/doggy were all I bothered with.
What fell short for me was the attitude and effort level. Met me in old tatty pyjamas, room was a pigsty, no effort made at chat or to be sensual in any way. No eye contact throughout and at the end she answers her phone whilst I was piledriving her from behind. The audacity actually made me laugh. The second I finished she was up, wiping her fanny with a wetwipe and completely ignored me.
Stellar customer service it was not. So no, cute though she undoubtedly was it was a shitty experience. At least I only blew £50.
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