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External Link/Members OnlyComms: Called the number got no reply. Shortly after received text with info. Booked 1 Hour B2B for £120 with two pops.
Venue: Centre of Woking near block of flats which I have visited before. Tesco Express underneath them. Parking is a nightmare during the day. small flat which is accessed via lifts or stairs. There is CCTV all over the place. Massage table set up in the living room/kitchen. Music playing through the TV with some ambient lighting. Bathroom was clean with unscented toiletries.
The Masseuse: Definitely the woman in the Ad. She was stunning in real life. Probably one of the prettiest women I have seen. Looks like she is from Kazakstan or one of the countries around it. Tall, slim figure with firm bolt ons. But that’s all I could say about her. She hardly spoke. No expressions and did not feel like she enjoys what she does. English non existent or at least pretending she did not understand.
The Meeting: Got buzzed into the flat. Door opened. She was wearing a silk/satin robe. No welcoming just followed her to the room. Had a feeling this might not be a good visit but was blown away with her looks and started thinking with cock rather than brain. Paid the fee and was offered a shower. Came back in and asked to lay on my front. I asked for the first pop and said want a 2nd one at the end. This where she tried to make out she didn’t understand and in the end was asking for more money. We argued a bit and tbh I should have got my money back and walked but didn’t want to leave at the same time. She was stubborn and would not budge. I realised it was someone else that I was speaking to over texts so probably a miscommunication on their end. Didn’t have the extra on me so continued with just laying on my front and let her massage me. She took her robe off and was wearing a lingerie set underneath looked super sexy. Took her bra off and got a good view of her tits The massage itself was decent. She knew what she was doing. Every now and then she would rub her tits on my back. Not exactly a B2B. After a while was asked to flip over and carried on the massage. Few minutes later she rubbed her tits with oil and started rubbing herself around my groin area. B2B massage non existent. Started tugging me off and I finished pretty quick. Passed some wipes over to clean myself put her robe back on and handed the towel to go shower. I was out within the hour. That includes a shower in the beginning and took my sweet time showering in the end to take the oil off so a bit disappointed with the timings.
Conclusion: My first negative review. I was contemplating if I should make it neutral because the massage and her looks were decent but personality and not fulfilling the agreement has made me choose negative. I will not be returning again.
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