External Link/Members OnlyAfter my plan A asked to reschedule last minute, I had about about a 15 minute window to find someone else. In my desperate scrambling, I found Lia, but didn't have the sense to check on here for any reviews.
LocationFlat in Manchester (in fairness, it was a really nice flat)
Price£100 total. £80 for 30 mins + £20 for OWO. I had originally confirmed £50 extra for anal via text, but this never happened (more on this later)
The GirlI was greeted by a tanned brunette Asian girl. I'm pretty sure she's actually Brazilian, based on the back and forth Google translate we had to do on her phone in Portuguese, but she's most definitely not the blonde in the photos.
She was, however, very attractive. Petite with nice shapely fake tits. Absolutely minuscule waist. Some tattoos. Classic big Brazilian arse. I wanted to fuck her at this point, so stayed.
The ActionBaring in mind that in the initial classic Brazilian text response where they list a menu of extras, anal was explicitly on offer, which I had confirmed. I always double check verbally when I get there before handing over the cash though. Due to her limited English, we had to use a translate app. When I mentioned anal, she shook her head and said "no, no baby".
Fine. Whatever. Fuck it. Let's just get on with it.
Interestingly, the action was not too bad tbh. She gave me a lap dance and I put my hands over those lovely curves. Taking off her lingerie to reveal her fake tits (one of the best tit jobs I've seen, very natural and not too big). Then she pushed me down onto the edge of the bed and started kissing my neck and nipples. She oozed sex appeal here and I get the idea she may have been a stripper at some point. Onto OWO and sucked pretty well. Decent eye contact and went pretty deep.
As I was enjoying the OWO, she got up and went to get the condom. I'm like woah hang on a second. She looked slightly confused. I get the idea she has a routine she follows which most punters just go along with. Anyway, she came back over to carry on sucking me until I said I was ready to move on.
On with the johnny and onto CG. It was nice seeing that sexy body ride me, but she couldn't really last long without getting tired here.
Switching to missionary. Pretty good here with her petite legs wrapped around me. She was giving me lots of encouraging moans which, if I'm honest, seemed a bit over the top and contrived at times.
Onto doggy now. Really nice view here of her lovely Brazilian arse. Her waist is absolutely tiny as well, which was great to hang onto as I smashed away. I can last forever when fucking (more of a curse than a brag when it comes to punting, trust me). So I was half expecting to hear the old "come on baby, hurry. Cum for me". However, she took it for a while with no complaints. 10 points to Gryffindor there I guess.
I struggle to cum from anything other than head, and this wasn't on offer. So I took off the wrapper and wanked myself off onto her stomach and tits as she played with her pussy. Took a few seconds to admire her plastered body, and then got the fuck out of there.
SummaryIt's a weird one this. Because she'd have probably got a positive if it wasn't for the B&S. I found her very very fit and tbh, she's way more my type than the blonde in the profile pic anyway. I asked if she had her own AW profile, but she didn't seem to have one (or at least that's what I gathered through the google translate convo). The funny thing is, she could use photos of herself and get loads of interest.
I'd even go as far as to say that I'd have given her a neutral, even after the B&S, because the service was good. She certainly didn't seem disinterested or disengaged, and was present and enthusiastic throughout (although perhaps putting it on a little bit).
HOWEVER...About 5 minutes after leaving, I'm walking down the street and I get a phone call.
"Baby, you no give me all the money. We agree £150"
"No", I firmly declared. "The extra £50 was agreed for anal. We didn't do anal!"
After a back and forth, I hung up.
I sigh, take a breath, and look over at a fella who is parked up in a BMW, window wound down, staring at me, who heard the whole conversation. He looks over at me grinning. We both have a mutual laugh. And off I trot into the distance.