External Link/Members Only Up this neck of the woods and in need of a rub down that didn't have to end in a hand job. Tried booking at blue orchid due to decent reviews but they're closed for a holiday.
Booking at tradtional was easily done by text the night before and door unlocked on arrival at the allotted time slot.
Greeted by som who could be the woman in the pics on the web page. Nothing to look at but that's not why i was there so i hand over £50 for 1 hour, shoes off and into the room where im told to kit off but keep pants on. Confirmatiin if it was needed that this place is legit.
What followed was about 10 mins of messing about with her phone then a massage that was ok but felt hurried. I guess the thai way is more skeletal alignment than deep tissue muscle work and thats what i was getting. Not bad but not great either. Easily described as "meh". Best part was last ten mins when she had me sat up while she did my shoulders.
Finished just before the hour but dont't forget the late start so short changed by about ten mins.
Would i return? Probably not. Blue orchid sounds a better bet.
Would i rrcommend? Only as a plan b.
