Lindie Ebony - Newquay

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Saw this girl a little while ago now. Went against better judgement considering the negative reviews here, she had a number of positive reviews on AW and the reviews on here were years old so thought maybe service had improved or profile been taken over by a better provider. I was wrong on both, may well be my worst ever punt so posting a review as an update.

Location

Location fine and discrete, probably the best part, obviously an Airbnb

Girl

Pictures were obviously taken many many years ago, not in great shape and a very cold unwelcoming personality.

Services

I’ve tried to block most of it from my memory in all honesty, before starting 3 alarms were loudly set on Alexa etc for the allotted time (to the minute), no idea why 3 were needed but seemed to be making a point of it. Some of the other highlights included a nappy being laid out for me on the bed to sit/lie on, huffing at every request no matter how minor and generally not saying a word unless it was complaining about something I was doing. Actual services provided were OW and missionary/doggy. Once it was clear this was going to be a disaster I just treated it as an expensive wank and got it over and done with, in and out in around 15mins.

Overall, obviously won’t be returning and it’s put me off punting again for a while tbh.