My first review, and I see Scutty has posted one just yesterday. I went on the 1st April.
Oriental Massage, Kendal
11A Allhallows Lane Kendal LA9 4JH
External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members Only07538425587 / +447538425587
This new shop popped up on VS for me, I asked Via WA what was available and if they had showers, they advised usual times and prices including the offer of a 4 hand, any other prices I would have to ask the girls, shower available.
I had time in Kendal, and didn't book, I thought I'd try just walking in, I was gutted to find the door locked, espcially opposite a busy pub... I rang the door bell and after what felt like an eternity (20-30secs) the door opened and I was ushered inside. As previosuly mentioned, a rush job on the decor, but it was nice enough, I was told a 20min wait, and as I didn't fancy going back outside in a rush I agreed to wait.
15 or so minutes later and I heard the lady usher her previous client out the back door, she then came and collected me. I went for 1hr - £50 and asked how much for body 2 body, I don't like to mess around and so I ask up front so I can decide if I want to waste an hour or make it 30mins

so B2B was an extra £50, happy to pay to see what it was like here, I also asked if I could showerr at the end.
I layed down on my front, the massage was pretty good, I did my usual of drifting off once or twice... She then asked me to turn over after around 30mins, as I got comfortable she stripped off, she looked to be mid to late 30's, not a bad rack, I'd say 36 D or DD, clean shaven. She climbed on, and oiled herself up before rubbing her breasts over me, and prompting me to give them a good hard squeeze which she seemed to enjoy, had a flick of her clit whilst giving them a good suck and squeeze, then she used those lovely boobs to milk me to completion, not sure if she hadn't realised though as she kept going for a good 10-15mins or so afterward with a mixture of TW, OWO (just the tip - and to my surprise!), plenty of ball sucking, and hand work, no round 2 for me though
She eventually gave up just as I was about to ask her to, she then cleaned herself and me up, a quick head and shoulders massage before being escorted up to the shower.
Upstairs is a small shower room and what looks to be another massage room. She chatted with me as I dried and dressed, she was working alone that day, Chinese and lovely, a bit of a language barrier, she kept using Google translate which was nice. I was escorted out the back door which takes you out an alley just up from the shop front, still opposite the Wetherspoons

Hope this is an ok first review, probably a bit wordy, but I think it helps to get a full picture

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