Lacey-Discretion-Hull aka laceyx-x-x AdultWork

[I like natural boobs]

April 2026

£70 for 30 minutes.

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Face altered to preserve lady's anonymity. Age given is 34 but her AdultWork page says she's 42.

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First I will mention the disclaimer which says:

'The faces on the above images have been altered to preserve anonymity'.

Even so, I noticed that Lacey had some positive reviews on UKP (though none are recent). Reviews describe her as attractive so I rang and booked her.

Discretion is in an area of lots of double yellow lines but it didn't take long to find a gap on a street close to the parlour. The door to buzz for attention is well inside from the outside entrance and away from prying eyes.

When I got my first look at Lacey I was pleasantly surprised. Okay so she doesn't look as good as the website pictures and I knew she wouldn't but she is still attractive with a pretty face. She was curvier than the website pics, at least size 14 I would say but looked sexy dressed simlar to the main pic on the website (lacey stuff and underwear underneath ect). She is a friendly bubbly girl.

The bedroom that we used had a couple of chairs for clothes and a small wall mirror pretty much impossible to see in to during activities on the bed. It wasn't as nice as the room I was in when I booked Kim and it was a bit dark but Lacey was happy enough with my request to put the main light on. I paid the fee and she told me to get comfortable. She left the room with the payment but was soon back.

I was asked if I'd like a massage. I agreed to a short one. She asked if I wanted her to take off her outer layer of underwear and I said yes. Now I could see some stretch marks and a tyre around her tummy. Didn't bother me personally but those website pics aren't very representitve of what her body is like.

She used lotion and gave a massage that was no more than a back rub really but it didn't drag on and I was pleased that she asked me to turn over before too long.

She very briefly tickled my balls and that felt nice. I wished she'd done that longer. I asked if she allowed kissing and she said yes. We kissed but it was quite brief and almost zero tongue. Her breath was fresh and minty though and I gave her boobs a good feel. I asked if the blow job would be without a condom. She said she allows OWO for an extra £20 so I decided to stick with OW.

Condom applied and her blow job was excellent. Lovely and varied and deep. Great use of her tongue and nice eye contact with that attractive face of hers. She swivelled around to put her bum near me. I pulled her knickers down and rubbed her pussy.

Then I asked for 69. She sat on my face and her pussy tasted good as she continued sucking my cock. It felt great and I was tempted to let her continue until I filled the condom but I wanted sex.

Her large soft squeezable bum looked great in doggy. I really loved taking her from behind. I continued in doggy until I got close to orgasm and then asked to move to missionary. She made all the right noises but didn't make eye contact during missionary. Her pussy felt nice and wet and I pumped away until I shot my load into the condom.

Lacey first provided kitchen tissue for me to wipe my cock and then afterwards she offered some baby wipes which I used. We hadn't had a full 30 minutes and she offered another massage. She wanted me to get the full time but I wanted to get home as I had a lot on. She wished me a nice day and I left feeling reasonably content.

The kissing had been brief and basic and oral sex was with a condom but for £70 It wasn't an expensive punt. The OW was fantastic and I loved the doggy style because I love big bums. She's no clock watcher either. It's a light green though. If I'd paid the extra for OWO it would have been a £90 booking. That puts into perspective just how good value the best girls in the Sheffield parlours are.