Nana – Sunbury
A reasonably clean flat and a passably polite welcome, but I’m afraid that is where the praise rather runs out.
The principal issue was that she looked markedly different from the photos. Not a little older in unflattering lighting, but closer to 10 to 15 years older in person. It had all the hallmarks of a bait-and-switch, which is never a good start. One does not object to age; one objects to being misled.
Her manner was acceptable on the surface, though very much in the fake-friendly category rather than genuinely warm. Perfectly civil, yes, but the whole thing felt transactional and slightly rushed from the outset.
The place itself was clean enough, so no complaints there. Unfortunately, the same could not be said for the overall freshness. There was a strong cigarette smell, which rather spoiled the experience and made close contact less appealing than advertised.
As for value, the figures did not match the promises. The advert suggested £80 all-in, yet the actual cost came to £90 plus another £10 for extras that, frankly, were barely delivered and certainly not worth paying for. The whole appointment lasted around 25 minutes, and even within that time it felt hurried, with minimal effort and very little sense of care.
To be fair, not everything was dreadful. She has a couple of attractive features, but they were nowhere near enough to rescue what was, in the end, a misleading and underwhelming visit.
Overall verdict: clean flat, tolerable attitude, but inaccurate photos, cigarette smell, rushed service, and poor value for money. I would not return, and I certainly would not recommend paying anything beyond the absolute base rate — assuming the base rate itself is honestly stated, which here it plainly was not
