External Link/Members OnlyMarch 2026. Central London hotel incall.
This was almost a neutral as she is very very hot however on reflection after session, she clearly attempts to mislead in terms of what services are included so such deception must mean a negative.
Contact by phone and confirmed by text. 200 for 30 mins. Kissing, OWO, RO and sex were stated to be included. Even her profile mentions “no sneaky charges” at time of this review.
Incall at central London hotel. It was a strange choice of hotel as it was one of those smallish high street ones with a reception right on the door rather than something big and anonymous. However no issues accessing room.
First impressions very positive - smoking hot English student, long dark hair, perfect skin and wearing something sexy. She is from Manchester but often works in London. Profile says 22 yo which seems accurate. Shy but friendly. Confirmed services above, handed over money and that was end of the positives.
Kissing - she essentially doesn’t do it. Started with one peck on lips and she pulled away making it clear she doesn’t want to do it. Obvs not going to push things if it’s clear she doesn’t enjoy but not a good start as this was confirmed as included.
Undressed her and instead kissed her neck and body slowly. Went to move to the agreed reverse oral but she says she doesn’t really enjoy it. This is despite literally confirming 5 mins ago and in the original booking that it is offered.
Suggested starting the OWO. She goes to get a condom instead. I mention we agreed OWO for the price paid. She says there is some pre-cum so would prefer not to. You’d think she be aware of basic biology in this job and that it could be cleaned. I clean and then she agrees to go ahead but the OWO lasts no more than 30 seconds and is lacklustre and no enthusiasm whatsoever.
Onto sex and things improve as it feels good and she managed a few moans in mish, on her side and doggy. Came in the bag during mish. But this was after she mentioned time was running out so looks like she’s a clock watcher too.
Cleaned up, mentioned she should be more honest about what she enjoys and offers and left well within 30 mins.
Avoid.
