External Link/Members Only1 hour £50 + £50 B2B (£100 total)
Comms
N/A Walk in
Location
Extremely posh upmarket village location. (I'd stayed away from this parlour after a semi-distant relation boasted that they lived there. I've subsequently found out their real address and it turns out that the lying cunt actually lives in the arse-end of Leatherhead!) The place is actually quite discreet and the front door has always been open when I've visited, so I've never been left standing conspicuously outside like a berk. Inside, the place is clean if a little run down. Could do with a full refurb TBH. The massage rooms are fine with comfy massage tables with face holes. The only real let down is the lack of shower facilities - there is a shower, but it's still full of junk. Fuck knows what the reaction would be if you asked to use it - I've never bothered.
Luna
Chubby fugly middle-aged Chinese woman. Cheeky, smiley and rather giggly, I thought she was great. Good banter despite the language barrier. There was an instant connection and we got on like a house on fire.
Massage
Adequate if rather repetitive medium-pressure massage - got rid of a few knots though.
Extras
Nice full body slide B2B. Climbed straight on top of me - none of the shit stand-by-the-side-of-the-table nonsense. The finale came courtesy of a rather excellent two-handed HJ - frantically pumping my cock with one hand while simultaneously squeezing my balls with the other.
Conclusion
Decent VFM Ronseal AMP punt.
