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External Link/Members OnlyHad a punt with this woman a few years ago. Not many times I can honestly say negative but this is one.
She is now working in portsmouth but used to work up north in Lancashire.
Location.... terraced house. She had various pit bull type dogs in various cages around the house and one running loose in the bathroom (I should have had a go with the dog, it seemed better company). One wrong word and I'd have been pedigree chum.
Looks.... it says 44 on her profile, was probably true about 15 years ago. It is her in the pictures but the reality is far more disappointing.
Comms.... arranged through aw, for phone number, and to street and told to call when on street, I had to hang around outside a bloody shop for ages, now I don't mind being checked out before actual address handed out (understandable) but what a bloody faff.
The action.... don't make me laugh, there was none, all she kept banging on about is sti's and how she won't kiss, no owo, and sex has a condom too (ofcourse but that didn't matter as I were going nowhere near this old munters paranoid pussy) she were cold and just not interested, with that kind of punt my erection went back into my belly, where it stayed. She tried to give me an half hearted covered bj but my deflating cock told the story of the whole unfortunate incident.Easily the worst punt I've ever had.
Half an hour wasted, I paid my money up front (the dog demanded it)
So, would I go back, not in a million bloody years, if rather wank myself blind.
I've been at this punting game for a good few years but new on here (ukpunting), I will keep posting reviews as I go along.
