Couldn't find Jade on Kommons although others have indicated that if you search Chelsea as the location:
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I find the Kommons links are notoriously hit and miss with SPs you have seen literally seconds or minutes ago vanishing into the ether so it is quite possible she is still there. Although given she is moving back to Brazil on 10/3 she may have removed the listing.
My interest was piqued by the rave reviews from others and with a particular penchant for Brazilian girls I could not resist the call, particularly as I had blown a meet with a very hot Romanian escort earlier (but there hangs another tale) and was pumped for some hot action. Overall, this meet fell into what I call the Taylor Swift category – i.e. something where your experience is clearly at odds with the consensus.
Firstly, to be fair, I echo all the comments about Jade’s physical appearance made by Pharmacist Jack, Doc Friend, Keefe et al. She is extremely attractive and even better looking in the flesh than on her photos which are slightly too glammed for my taste. I would rate her looks as follows:
Face 8.5
Body 9.0
If this sounds slightly at odds with the narrative that is because facially while extremely attractive with beautiful soft skin, gorgeous high cheekbones etc there is a slight coarseness to the features, nothing that prevents her from being a real head turner or drop dead gorgeous but drops her down a mark or so when set against the very highest standards by which, believe me, this girl certainly deserves to be considered.
Comms were made over WA and I arrived early in a very swanky part of Knightsbridge, just off the Brompton Road. God knows how much the rent is here but I would estimate £3-4k pcm. On arrival, I was let in via the main intercom and here came the first surprise: after ringing the bell the door opened and I was greeted by a seemingly empty room. Here neurosis took over and momentarily I feared being the victim of a mugging a la Miraculous Mandarin. However, lust and curiosity won over and I stepped over the threshold. As I did so to my right appeared this goddess. The photos don’t prepare you for just how physically attractive Jade is. In heels she stood approx. 5’10, a couple of inches shorter than me (she’s probably 5’7 or so in her stockinged feet). What shook me was the way she seemed to appraise me from the start with a fixed look, seeing it seemed into the depths of my soul in an unnerving way. I tried a smile, partly to regain lost composure and partly to break the ice with a friendly “Ciao como vai” which solicited a quick “Hello, nice to meet you” but only the merest hint of a smile. The sort of smile you get from very beautiful girls who know how attractive they are and have no wish to get to know you better. Somewhat disarmed I lost my usual composure and muttered a few inanities about the nice weather and apartment which she clearly had no interest in acknowledging with a reply. However, I was here on a mission and pulled myself together sufficiently to be business like and the transactional side was completed quickly, Jade offers Revolut or Cash but having previously wasted precious time faffing with sending money via apps I had come prepared with cash, keen to get onto business.
I have to say that throughout the meet Jade was the perfect hostess. Firstly she offered me a beer or glass of wine but in a way which, perhaps now on the edge of paranoia, I refused seeing it is some kind of test of male weakness. I dislike alcohol in these situations anyway as they tend IMO to detract from the pure enjoyment of the meet and the clear recollection in tranquility which is such an integral part of the pleasure. We then moved next door into the split level bedroom/bathroom. At my instigation she offered me a shower and again everything was immaculately prepared as in the highest class bordello with towel; slippers and toothbrush all laid out.
After showering I came out to find her waiting for me down by the bed where we proceeded to kiss and seductively undress each other. At this stage I want to say that in point of detail my experience echoed very much those of the other reviewers. Jade is an expert kisser and we were soon frolicking on the bed with deep and passionate snogging. If only I could get out of my mind the fact that either through limited English or with no desire for small talk and no smiles it was all rather transactional for Jade. After snogging for a few minutes she proceeded to give me an expert BJ, OWO. She really is very accomplished at this and looked at me to ensure my appreciation of her technique which I duly did. But again no smiles were forthcoming.
All this time I had been admiring her superb, tattooless body and I asked if I could lick her pussy. She was complaisant to this request and made appreciate moans as I tongued her enthusiastically but deftly, which seemed natural and spontaneous. Here I tried to go one stage further than Keefe by dipping a finger in her moist hole, but she flinched and uttered a “no, please”. Anyone hazard a guess? Not quite sure what the objection was but I obviously stopped and we then moved into mish. Here I could see her bolt ons and the obvious scarring on her right titty. As others have said, a beautiful girl like this does not need fakes and as I get older the natural look seems the best to me with size differences just one of those delightful variations that make each punt unique.
Again this was very nice and we lay entwined for ages with me pounding away before I suggested doggy which again she accepted happily enough but without any of the spontaneous enthusiasm that other punters had experienced. I was happy pumping away furiously with that gorgeous round arse so firm, yet soft between my hands. I moved my hands up onto her finely toned hips and caressed those firm boobs.
Eventually, sensing that I wasn’t going to come she moved away and then proceeded to give me one of the best handjobs I’ve ever had. Truly her technique here is awesome. Very few girls master the technique successfully but here she truly has no peers, gripping hard and pumping the old man furiously until I succumbed in a wild series of howls. However, here she was happy to leave me cumming on myself despite the service list indicating that COB was part of the deal – clearly COB meant my body!
Jade then excused herself to the bathroom and I took that as a hint that my time was up. When she returned we kissed some more and then I went for a quick shower, dressed before we moved into the lounge for our goodbyes. Here she offered me a chocolate which again I took as a test of my self control so refused, citing the need to keep in shape. In retrospect this was probably paranoia on my part but as I say her self possession and appearance of sizing me up was unnerving.
In summary then, a fantastically attractive woman with some great bedroom technique. Maybe she was slightly tired after all the attention and visits paid to her recently; maybe it was just me , but an overall underwhelming experience which while not negative was somehow less than the sum of its parts.
Not sure whether it is more disappointing when you suffer an out and out stinker or when other punters have clearly had an absolutely fantastic time, your expectations are set to fever pitch and your experience is merely OK leaving a massive sense of disappointment as in this case. Would I go back? Quite probably. Male ego drives me in these situations to tame haughty dames and i would probably be up for the challenge, seeing it as unfinished business.
YMMV.
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