Author Topic: Misty McKaine - Bracknell  (Read 2646 times)


13 review(s) for British MistyMckaine (11 positive, 2 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Davey Dykes]

Offline HeyArnoldo

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Met with Misty in Bracknell in Feb 2026.

Initial comms pretty good, got a rapid response to text and booked very quickly.

Arranged for 1 hr on the GFE hour which was £250. looking at her profile now has it at £200 for 1 hr in Devon.

Location was hotel in Bracknell on the M4-M3 bypass, as it was an evening meeting, it was fairly busy with people using the gym, easy to get lost in the crowds. however, this made it harder to find a car park space so bear that in mind.

Meeting itself - hide behind door as typical. was wearing black lingerie and a camisole thing.
First impressions - Facially a lot older than the AW profile pics, I would have suggested that her profile age is a decade out.
Paid up front then jumped into the shower.

I don't normally describe the full encounter, but will cover the services given.
FK, she wasn't really a DFK person and I had to initiate the kissing.
BJ, reverse oral, tit wank, missionary and cowgirl.
Tits are really nice and soft, struggled to know if they were natural or enhanced.

There was clock watching going on as there was a mini clock on the bedside and i was being pushed back into the shower after 50 mins.

2 main reasons for giving this encounter a neutral:
1. there was just a total lack of enthusiasm, particularly as it was being advertised as a GFE experience. I expected more of a new 3 week long relationship GF experience, not the experience of a 5 year GF relationship.
2. probably linked to the lack of enthusiasm, when doing reverse oral, I only lasted 30 secs before having to stop and use a finger as it was just not pleasant at all. she had probably seen a fair few people previously and was on the wet wipe cleaning routine.

In all, for £250, it is not something I would be going back to. This is a case of where the dick got lured in by the touched up profile pics.

Offline The_Don

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First impressions - Facially a lot older than the AW profile pics, I would have suggested that her profile age is a decade out.



She must be close to mid to late 50.   Been around (porn wise) since late 80s early 90s  iirc


Offline anonymouse72

I was looking at her profile earlier as she is near me this week. I won't bother now. Sorry it didn't work out but thank you for the review and heads up.

Offline Trex

I saw her back 2016, wow 10 years ago and I remember paying her £250 hour back then.
She was in her late 40’s or even early 50’s back then but had a great pornstar body, did saw her back to back. Didn’t return because didn’t like her attitude, too much fool of herself type of person.