Author Topic: Kris, House of Divine - Victoria  (Read 1761 times)

Offline joshwinkers

Comms: Phoned the maid around 11am-ish and managed to get an appointment for that afternoon.
The Girl: Kris is a Romanian blonde, around 30, just over five foot tall, with decent C cup boobs, and she's very cute and curvy. It says size 10 on the website and I'm not so sure about that, but 12-14 probably covers it. She seemed a little shy when I first met her, but quickly warmed up, and the more she smiled the cuter she looked. I paid £170 for the hour, and didn't take her up on any extras.
The Punt: She asked what I'd like and I requested lots of dfk, foreplay, owo (though ow was also offered), cowgirl, doggy, then ow until I came in the bag. The sex was particularly great, she's pretty tight but also eye contact and realistic moaning made it all feel great, and after I came we had ten minutes left at the end where we chatted amiably.
Any Cons? As everyone who has been to HoD knows, there is a slight conveyer belt feeling and I was fully dressed and out of the door on the dot at 4pm. Which is fair enough, but factor in an introductory chat, having a quick shower, and getting dressed and undressed I'd say you only get 50 minutes of actual action, but I'm used to that now and don't mind given the price point / quality of service.
Would I Return? Probably, I liked Kris a lot and enjoyed my time with her, but I'm not going to rush to do so simply because there are so many other service providers I'd like to meet right now.
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« Last Edit: February 23, 2026, 05:41:01 pm by joshwinkers »

Offline anonymouse72

Beat me to it. I have a positive review to pen also when I get the chance. I thought she was really pretty and I agree on her size. She carries it well however and kisses went on forever. One of the few on the current schedule who appeal

Offline joshwinkers

Glad you had a good time with Kris as well. I went off HoD after a terrible punt with Morgan a couple of years ago, but I've had a decent run of it of late, and would recommend April highly if you ever get the chance to see her.

Offline anonymouse72

Glad you had a good time with Kris as well. I went off HoD after a terrible punt with Morgan a couple of years ago, but I've had a decent run of it of late, and would recommend April highly if you ever get the chance to see her.

I'm sure I saw April and reviewed her when she was Carmen. Aussie girl, curvy figure and nice chilled personality from memory.

Ironically I saw Morgan in MK and had a positive experience. Funny how things pan out differently over time.

Offline joshwinkers

I'm sure I saw April and reviewed her when she was Carmen. Aussie girl, curvy figure and nice chilled personality from memory.

Ironically I saw Morgan in MK and had a positive experience. Funny how things pan out differently over time.

Your review was one of the reasons I saw April / Carmen, so thank you for that.

And I'm pleased you had a better time with Morgan than I did, and I guess you're right, and everyone might have have an off day / week / month from time to time.

Offline anonymouse72

Your review was one of the reasons I saw April / Carmen, so thank you for that

Nice to know. Thank you.

Online iq129

The Girl: Kris is a Romanian blonde, around 30, just over five foot tall, with decent C cup boobs, and she's very cute and curvy.

The Punt: She asked what I'd like and I requested lots of dfk….

@josheinkers. Thank you for your review. I am planning on seeing Kris because the HoD profile speaks highly of her DFK skills. Therefore I assumed Kris would be Polish, but per your review, she is Romanian.

You requested lots of DFK but did you get it? If so, was it as good as you expected it to be?

Romanians and DFK don’t usually go together, so I am now a bit hesitant. Please advise me. Thanks.


Offline joshwinkers

@josheinkers. Thank you for your review. I am planning on seeing Kris because the HoD profile speaks highly of her DFK skills. Therefore I assumed Kris would be Polish, but per your review, she is Romanian.

You requested lots of DFK but did you get it? If so, was it as good as you expected it to be?

Romanians and DFK don’t usually go together, so I am now a bit hesitant. Please advise me. Thanks.

Yeah, the DFK was great, we spent a lot of time making out at the beginning, but whenever I went to kiss her throughout she was always enthusiastic.

Offline anonymouse72

Yeah, the DFK was great, we spent a lot of time making out at the beginning, but whenever I went to kiss her throughout she was always enthusiastic.

I fully echo Josh's comments regarding DFK with Kris having seen her recently. A glorious snogfest. I will do my own review in due course.

Online iq129

I fully echo Josh's comments regarding DFK with Kris having seen her recently. A glorious snogfest. I will do my own review in due course.
That ensures I will book Kris. With my DFK receiving history, I hope to get at least Very LFK with Kris, but that will be good enough.

Thank you.