Kathleen - Diva - Earl's Court

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Booked a few day in advance. Happened in the last two weeks. 1 hour £350. tldr: Must have gotten superbly unlucky! A previous review had a strong positive, and in almost a 180-degree u-turn...it was a pretty bad experience for me!

Communication good with Diva, easy to schedule.

Flat fit for purpose. Right off the bat, the vibes are just off -- I ask how the weekend was, try to make small talk about the weather, but doesn't seem that English is a strong suite. No issue, I motion to the shower, get offered a towel. Back in the room, decide to jump right in. Unfortunately, I learn no FK or DFK (pretty sure it was listed on the profile!). No touching of body -- apparently she's ticklish, and recoils. Yikes. Never knew I was that repulsive . I ask to lick her out. She obliges (phew), but I soon learn that it's very prickly stubble (ouch...) and less of a response than a moss on a rock. I'd like to think I'm not that superbly untalented, but you would think so based on the reaction

Onwards and upwards. I ask for OWO (actually very good), for a while, and after maybe ten minutes. Hat on, and run through a few vanilla positions. After 5-10 minutes, she rolls over and says "enough". I ask if everything is OK? She says "It's OK", so I suggest a small break. I try to make smalltalk, very unsure what to do, "How long are in you London"? I get a "It's my first time in London, dumbo". Huh. Never been called dumb by an SP before, but hey, a first time for everything!  Miscommunication abounds...so many times in the span of 45 minutes, must be a record!

Anyways, I suggest we get back to the main show, and ask for another rubber. By now, about thirty minutes have passed. She tells me, "Only one time". What? Pretty sure with Diva you pay for time. But didn't raise a fuss. At this point, I'm just ready to get out of there. So I ask for more OWO, and she ends up finishing me off this way.

I left early. I was a bit stunned by the whole experience. It was so bizarre, and so different from the other review, I couldn't help but think perhaps I'm either extraordinarily repulsive  , the SP has become jaded in the few weeks here in London, or, relatedly, Diva is really overworking her. A bit sad if that's the case. Either way a huge miss, and as always, your mileage will vary!

[patelprat]

That is absolutely atrocious behaviour by an SP.

I'd have been complaining to Diva straight after.

What a waste of your hard-earned £350.

She doesn't deserve anyone's booking based on that.

[Topkat]

That is absolutely atrocious behaviour by an SP.

I'd have been complaining to Diva straight after.

What a waste of your hard-earned £350.

She doesn't deserve anyone's booking based on that.

I’d have been on the phone to Diva in front of the girl.

OP, did you not ask Diva to confirm FK was ok before booking?  If it’s a first meet I always ask them to conform with the girl that FK/DFK, OWO etc is ok. If they come back ‘lady confirms’ I go ahead, if they reply ’at ladies discretion’ I cancel.
Thanks for the review, I was sort of interested after her first review but not now.

[ipiraka]

 Sounds like a Diva who’s doing this for fast quick cash, is on her last few days and will disappear into the wind back into civvy life. No excuses for this bad service. After the dumbo comment I’d be out.

[Alexmck]

I’d have been on the phone to Diva in front of the girl.

OP, did you not ask Diva to confirm FK was ok before booking?  If it’s a first meet I always ask them to conform with the girl that FK/DFK, OWO etc is ok. If they come back ‘lady confirms’ I go ahead, if they reply ’at ladies discretion’ I cancel.
Thanks for the review, I was sort of interested after her first review but not now.

Same

Does the phone before the girl work? Never tried? I just walk - if she's not willing then not point trying to force her into it? Sometimes I'll drop a message saying it was crap but never received beyond an apology. Guess I'm not a big swinger for them!

[Topkat]

Same

Does the phone before the girl work? Never tried? I just walk - if she's not willing then not point trying to force her into it? Sometimes I'll drop a message saying it was crap but never received beyond an apology. Guess I'm not a big swinger for them!

Done it a couple of times, need to call nearer the start than the end of the meet though.

Got full cash back once, girl refused FK & OWO despite saying yes before shower.

Other time, similar reason to above, when I called agency the girl suddenly lost the ability to speak English, got part refund & £50 discount off next booking, you need to use same mobile number next time to get discount.

If it’s well into the meet then it’s your problem, like this one https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=268945.0

All in the dim & distant past, girls long gone.

[patelprat]

I always confirm services up-front.

i don't care if it's a £100 punt or a £400 punt. Still the same.

Always confirm services that are important to you, where you can. Of course, even if they get confirmed by the SP/agent, that's no guarantee you will still get those services, but it increases the odds in your favour.

[Topkat]

Done it a couple of times, need to call nearer the start than the end of the meet though.

Got full cash back once, girl refused FK & OWO despite saying yes before shower.

Other time, similar reason to above, when I called agency the girl suddenly lost the ability to speak English, got part refund & £50 discount off next booking, you need to use same mobile number next time to get discount.

If it’s well into the meet then it’s your problem, like this one https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=268945.0

All in the dim & distant past, girls long gone.

Should have said first 2 were both incalls were I got all/some cash back.
Other than the 3rd I mentioned, never had a problem on an outcall so far!

[patelprat]

Should have said first 2 were both incalls were I got all/some cash back.
Other than the 3rd I mentioned, never had a problem on an outcall so far!

I remember hassling Diva for some compensation when one girl (I reviewed that experience) didn't want to open the door for me due to my apparent scary look and size lol
But in that case at least no money exchanged, but £30 (yeah not much) off next booking.

[Topkat]

I remember hassling Diva for some compensation when one girl (I reviewed that experience) didn't want to open the door for me due to my apparent scary look and size lol
But in that case at least no money exchanged, but £30 (yeah not much) off next booking.

I remember reading that review, you & your hoodie 

[yesbby]

My guess is she's a little overwhelmed by the job - didn't seem to rest that easily with her to me. She also showed signs of some dissociation (won't go into it but just as a general personality trait) so this sounds a bit like she wasn't able to put on a show to me. Sorry to hear it - OP - I wouldn't take it personally. I often wonder how a woman can have sex with a number of perfect strangers each day. I doubt she's the type to come to terms with that.

[brandnewday75]

What a dreadful experience OP.

I had this type of experience maybe a few times with agency girls and I think (like you mention) they just work them very hard. I’ve had some rude or curt independents but with agency girls you can tell they’ve kind of had enough. If that makes sense.

We also don’t know how other visitors are treating her. I met one agency girl a few years back and she said she would never come back to London again because clients were rough or abusive or turn up drunk, etc.

I suppose as an agency girl you can’t really vet the client beforehand.

Judging by the other review on here I think she’s just been badly treated by a few people or maybe some guys have been very rough with her and she’s taking it out on you, nothing you could’ve done differently. .

If that’s the case she should probably call it a day and stop now, I think she was only due to be here for two weeks anyway.

The problem is our hard earned cash is going to waste. So I do really sympathize.

[Massage Bloke]

What a dreadful experience OP.

I had this type of experience maybe a few times with agency girls and I think (like you mention) they just work them very hard. I’ve had some rude or curt independents but with agency girls you can tell they’ve kind of had enough. If that makes sense.

We also don’t know how other visitors are treating her. I met one agency girl a few years back and she said she would never come back to London again because clients were rough or abusive or turn up drunk, etc.

I suppose as an agency girl you can’t really vet the client beforehand.

Judging by the other review on here I think she’s just been badly treated by a few people or maybe some guys have been very rough with her and she’s taking it out on you, nothing you could’ve done differently. .

If that’s the case she should probably call it a day and stop now, I think she was only due to be here for two weeks anyway.

The problem is our hard earned cash is going to waste. So I do really sympathize.

I'm glad you mentioned the money!

I've been reading the possible explanations and the excuses that are being made for her on this thread.  But OP's £350 is in danger of being overlooked!

However, you make a good point about the SP not being able to do her own vetting.  But how would she go on about vetting, with such shakey English and bad people skills?

This is why many SPs are with an agency. Because they can't manage their own bookings, vetting, flat finding etc...

[Shadow314]

My guess is she's a little overwhelmed by the job - didn't seem to rest that easily with her to me. She also showed signs of some dissociation (won't go into it but just as a general personality trait) so this sounds a bit like she wasn't able to put on a show to me. Sorry to hear it - OP - I wouldn't take it personally. I often wonder how a woman can have sex with a number of perfect strangers each day. I doubt she's the type to come to terms with that.

I've seen her, and got this sense too.  Doesn't justify the poor service for OP, much less the rudeness, but adds context.

She's somewhat unique and quite an unusual experience for me, not the usual Client-SP dynamic.  Likely Neutral review when I get time to post, but some positive and some negative aspects.
Ticklish seemed genuine to me, also no FK.  But I thought her English was good, and a spectacular fuck.

[satelliteblueness]

Thanks all for the advice. 

[yesbby]

I've seen her, and got this sense too.  Doesn't justify the poor service for OP, much less the rudeness, but adds context.

She's somewhat unique and quite an unusual experience for me, not the usual Client-SP dynamic.  Likely Neutral review when I get time to post, but some positive and some negative aspects.
Ticklish seemed genuine to me, also no FK.  But I thought her English was good, and a spectacular fuck.

Would be interested to hear more about your experience..

It's not really a case of justifying her service - more noticing the difficulty someone might have with performance. Also, it doesn't really matter how much you pay, you go in expecting a good servicing. The premium here is for hot young Ukrainians and all the organisation that goes into having them here. The reason I shared my two pennneth was to reassure the OP that it wasn't because of his own inadequacies and not to take it personally (as he had indicated it was on his mind and he sounds like a decent bloke).

I actually prefer meeting this kind of girl where she shouldn't really be doing the job, very much has another life, isn't really geared up it. I enjoy trying to charm them into giving a real performance. That's one reason why my review count has gone down. I find myself seeking out these anomalies as the more mechanical service doesn't hit the spot for me.

[Shadow314]

Review posted now https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=450177.0