FKA : Zara KhanExternal Link/Members OnlyMost solid
red card since one of Vinnie Jones’ infamous tackles….
This thieving little wench was responsible for one of the filthiest punts I’ve ever had.Her mugshot should be on the top row of the “Most Wanted” Gallery of Rogue Hoes that hangs on the Serious Fraud Office wall.
When ?Seen on a Brum tour.Did I say “Tour” ? Ha…a loose term.More like a drive-by robbery of Midland punters before slinking back to London with her
very ill-gotten gains,judging by my experience.
Where ? Aparthotel type block in the City Centre
Comms ? All by text
Paid ?£140/30 mins.Wayyyy over my budget.Been punting less,so my Escort War Chest was brimming….felt rather flush.Plus,I'd never done a Bengali…and, she (allegedly) had more service coverage than a 5G network…see later.
Stats : Figure : Face :The most un-Bangladeshi “Bangladeshi” I've seen ! On civvy street,many would bottom dollar she was Middle Eastern or of exotic ancestry.Bought/transferred profile ?
-Allegedly 26 ! Cue some roaring,knee-slapping laughter here.Late 30s/early 40s.
-V.fair-skinned
-5’3”ish
-Stocky build - claims size 6…many naan breads later…weighs in at size 10+ now
-Big, fake 34D tits : with thick, vertical scars under each nipple that looked like they’d been inflicted by the Texas Chainsaw Massacre's baddie character
-Curvaceous figure + well-shaped butt
-Shaven,dark, neat pussy
-Multiple tatts
Attractive/pretty face IMO : light blue eyes,possibly contacts : blondish hair
Personality :Fluent English ,with a light accent : initially friendly,but I'm surmising it was all part of her Shit-and-Run plot.
Services : She’s ticked a lot in her AW “Enjoys” list - scrub this ! It’s mega Click Bait …Likes List catfishing…a mirage…whatever.A spider's web that lured me in,with a grisly fate.
I got - ha ha/sob sob…Protected Penetration for all of 3mins in doggy - before me + my little friend called time.No playing…no touching her boobs…no OWO…not even OW.Hell,The Scam Queen didn’t even touch my cock!
Noticed she’s recently listed OWO etc. as extras.These weren’t at the time of my visit.And,would've thought in this price bracket at least OW should be standard - hygiene permitting ?
The Punt Took me to her room - block's internal layout was keycard protected.Dealt the papers (140…ouch…OUCH…even bigger OUCH )
.Note - before this she hadn’t donned her Dick Turpin mask (metaphorically,not literally).Surprise,surprise.
Afterwards,she did slip it on…
Showered,came out + tried to get some snogging/groping going standing up,but no participation from her.Apart from chatting random poo.Weasel words,to defer any action + waste significant time.
First red flag sadly hoisted…
This now potentially crappy punt then belly-flopped into the sewage tank abyss.Like a slow puncture in a colostomy bag that erupted into a torrent of projectile diarrhoea.
Lay on the bed and asked for a BJ - hard swerve from her,even though I’m shaven,disease-free and had showered on site.OWO? Nope ! OW ? Nope ! Didn’t even handle my cock,just gave my balls a few grudging tickles.Boooo - don't start getting all generous now eh,Zara?
She then got on all 4s at the bottom of the bed,facing away.Twerked + jiggled her ass around (admittedly a fruity sight),and it was up to me to coax some pitiful semi-hardness into the auld chap.Reached around and handed me the rubber.How I managed to roll it on, I’ll never know.
How do you sheath a limp bootlace starting at one end ? Answers on a postcard,please…
Mounted her + pumped away for a few mins as best I could with embarassingly low hardness,inevitably slipping out multiple times,until she mentioned there was another punter in the pipeline in a few mins.Giving me a nudge - actually,a sharp dig in the ribs - that time was up…it wasn't.
That was it.The death knell.
Oscar award to Zara for her lead role in the film "Honey,I shrunk the dick”.
My man + I gave up the ghost on this outrageous shit avalanche.He completely wilted + shrivelled (didn't have far to go on that front,anyway !).Might as well've dunked my cock in a tub of Novichok nerve agent.He,and me,weren’t coming back from that.Defo no Phoenix rising from the ashes,I'm afraid.
Stopped + dressed ,with her assuring me she’d “sort me out properly next time”….errr…you’re ridiculously optimistic,ain't ya ? Return? You cheeky bint ! Are you for real ?
Ha ha ha . With that performance,you're in danger of giving even the most scheming, “I-need-my-fix-in-5mins” Street Hooker “clipper” an excellent reputation !
Slunk out,away from this financial + sexual bloodbath.My brain shredded by Buyer’s Remorse.Hadn't even deflated my sack.140 lighter,but balls certainly not.
I’d been properly shafted…and it wasn’t with a monster strap-on….or by a hung TS. It was by Bangladesh’s foremost Snake Oil Saleswoman…
Grrrrrrr.
Buyer(s) Beware !
Cheers,LM
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