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External Link/Members OnlyPrice paid: £250 for 90 mins
Services: FK, OWO, Sex and anal (protected)
Extras: FK 10, OWO 10, Anal 30, DT 20, COF 20, Rim 20
In the past month
Had my eye on Helen for a while, just been awaiting an opportunity for her to venture closer to me. Apparently she is a very enthusiastic anal provider and gives a good service so decided to get booked in when she showed up closer to me.
COMMSPretty bad. Inital reach out with suggested time, 90 min duration, services and got a quick response. All confirmed. Then 30 mins later told me she was available 30 mins earlier than my booking and what time would I arrive. Told her I could leave now, but would probably arrive no more than 10 mins earlier. I did arrive about 10 mins early. Saw that she had messaged me when driving to tell me that she was now available at my original booking time but only for an hour. She gave some later times, but they were all for one hour only. Felt a bit irritated at this, but 1 hour is OK, no biggie. Let her know I had arrived then radio silence for the next 15 mins. Tried a call, no answer. 10 mins after booking time, made my way back to my car, got in and started to text her I was leaving as it was now 15 mins late. She suddenly responded asking if I had arrived?
Told her yes, but had no response from her. She gave me the full address so I made my way back. Was left standing outside for a few mins, but finally got buzzed up and into the flat.
The VenueFlats in a very residential part of Chelmsford. Lots of people walking around, families, dog walkers, so you are quite exposed. Inside the flat was fit for purpose. Punting room was very dark, curtains drawn lamp on. Bed low and bit too soft. Bathroom was old and shower took ages to warm up. Gels, but no mouthwash.
The GirlHelen is no way 27, although the pics provided may be from then. Must be approaching her 40s at least. They are pictures of her, but from ages ago. I was not expecting a 27 yr old, but equally was not expecting such a difference. The fact that the pics are well-lit and the room was so dark did not help. She has a good body, decent bolt-ons, reasonably slim, nice smile, smallish arse, lots of tattoos. She is attractive, but the bedarkened room did her no favours.
The Punt - Started almost 20 mins late.
Once inside, she said again only 1 hour was available. Paid up and she left the room to stash the cash Was gone at least 5 mins if not more. Came back and asked me if I wanted 90 mins. Queried this as she just said it was not available? Now it was, so agreed, token handed over and then went for quick shower. On my return she had stripped off on the bed. Asked if I wanted a massage. Yes, please. Massage was okay, nothing special, usual Thai swipes and reach-unders. Turned me over and onto owo. This was average, imo. Didn't really get more than halfway, lot of hand usage. Not bad, but not great either. Came up for some FK, back to owo. FK was also pretty average, not really any passion or sensuality in it. Asked to fuck and she rubbered me up and asked how many times I wanted to cum. Told her it would probably just be the once. Asked her the same and she said she doesn't usually cum. She climbed aboard for CG. Good bouncing, minimum grinding. After almost no time at all told me she had cum. Yeah, right. But sure, luv. Pulled her down for more FK, and pumped her for below for a few mins. felt her tensing up and then what seemed to be a genuine finish from her followed. More FK, can't believe you made me cum twice already etc.
Put her in mish. Helen is not especially tight, but is happy to take a deep pounding at length. Makes some interesting fuck faces and the right noises. FK available. Active hands from her and encouragement. Helen is quite flexible, so had no issue with me positioning her legs however I wanted and varying the strokes. Noticed that she looked a bit tired, so asked if she wanted a break, she said no. Carried on for a bit, but asked again and this time she agreed. Sure. She got up, went out of the room and came back with a fan. Faffed around for a few mins putting it together. Asked if she was ready to go again. She checked the condom and told me I had cum. I hadn't. She insisted I had, so I did not argue and was fine for her to change the condom while she chastised me for not telling her
Helen now got into doggy, lubed her arse up and guided me in slowly. Once in, let her adjust for a bit then gradually started speeding up a little. Was looking forward to this, but she didn't seem into it. Tried a few speeds, depth variations, few moans, but hardly those of an SP who loves getting fucked in the arse. After less than 5 mins, she pulled me out and examined the condom before declaring that it was dirty. The room was dark, but it looked fine to me. Surely as an experienced anal provider she would have prepared herself beforehand? She changed the condom, and told me no more anal, pussy only. Felt this was an obvious excuse, but thought it best not to argue. Resumed in doggy, prone. She asked if I had cum? No. Few more doggy variations, then she asked for mish. I suggested spoons. We did spoons for a while, and here she finally seemed to be into proceedings. Turned for FK, really pushing back on me. Lots of dirty talk and groaning. Few more mins than filled the bag. Lay back and she cleaned me up and complimented me on my stamina, then disappeared off for a shower for the next 5 mins. When she came back, we had a bit of a chat about Thailand, the usual. She was staying around for another week or so before resuming touring. Got dressed, quick hug and left about 10 mins early of what would have been 90 mins. She was not rushing me out, just felt underwhelmed.
Recommend: Based on this experience, no. While it was not a terrible punt, the discrepancy in pictures, lackluster comms, dicking around with duration time, next to no anal fucking led to a somewhat disappointing experience, and this meant the bar started lower than it needed to be and the results of the punt were not enough to lift it into positive territory.
Would I revisit? I dunno. Considering the continuous sea of green postives Helen has had for the past 2 and half years, and the few that have been added after my punt with her, I can only conclude that I did something massively wrong, or that she was having the mother of all off days, so maybe it would be worth chancing a shorter visit on another occasion
