Author Topic: MilkingTableMassage - Covent Garden  (Read 630 times)


11 review(s) for MilkingTableMassage (1 positive, 3 neutral, 7 negative) [Indexed by PilotMan]

Offline Rhynx

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Meet was a couple of months ago, and I paid £130 for the 1 hour Venus 2000 edging and milking session.

I'll be honest, I'm not sure what I was expecting after the other reviews here, but I should have known better.  This was terrible.  A lot of others have mentioned her cool demeanour, but I think I had imagined it was more of an aloof Mistress type vibe.  That wasn't the case.  There is a complete lack of any sort of erotic energy.  The session felt sterile.  Literally, she had nitrile gloves on for the entire session, and she washed her hand and replaced these repeatedly throughout the session - she must have gone through half a dozen pairs! 

As others have mentioned, she has an odd pre-screening process where she initially sent me to Covent Garden station, and then called to direct me to stand outside a restaurant where she presumably checked me out from her window before telling me where to go to get in.  It's on a busy street in central London, so not discrete but I imagine nobody cares who's coming and going.  She's on the top floor and there is no lift.

In terms of looks, she is the person in the pictures.  They are heavily airbrushed and she does look older in-person, but she is still reasonably attractive and has a good body.  Once I got inside, she immediately shushed me and said I could not make any noise.  And this was enforced to the point of me being told off for closing the bathroom door too loudly, and being shushed during the session if I made too much noise.  It was very bizarre.  Also, she asked me to confirm what price I had seen listed for the session once I got there (despite confirming this by text) - it seems she has lots of different price structures out there and can't remember them all.

Once the paperwork was done, she was very brusque in telling me to strip and get on the massage bed.  She then talked me through the technical side of how the milking machine worked as she connected it - making sure to show me she cut and attached a fresh rubber liner to the machine.  I felt like I was a car being serviced, rather than a person as she hooked it up.  She talked through the entire thing, but it wasn't sexy talk.  She told me about how hard it is to get the machine serviced, or stories of sessions with other clients!  And not in a sexy way, but in a very factual way.  It was so weird.

With all that said, the milking machine did its job, and I was getting turned on during this.  It has to be fairly finely controlled not to just force an orgasm, so that was going on with Alison beside the table.  I was allowed to grab her ass, but nowhere else, and I was not allowed to move my hand - only squeeze or hold.  She was dressed in lingerie, which stayed on the entire session.  About half way through the session, I had my first orgasm.  The plan was to have a few orgasms in the session, which the milking machine is supposedly very good at, but not too long after I came that the machine seized up and stopped working.  She spent a few minutes trying to fix it before she offered a handjob instead, but at this point I decided to call it quits and left maybe 40 minutes into the session.

As I was writing this, I started to idly look up her various profiles and she has a crazy number of websites! No wonder she can't remember her rates.
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« Last Edit: Yesterday at 02:11:56 pm by Rhynx »

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EDIT. I see you fixed it in your edit  :hi:
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Offline pepsicolaboy

Thanks for the review, seems like she almost took the sexual fun out of it with her demeanor...

I also want aware a milking table and milking machine (not for cows :wackogirl:) where different things and there was some REAL machine involved which wasnt a toy or the SP's fingers.

Edit, now im in shock  :scare:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=458795.0

Ah, so a Venus 2000 is a genuine goat & cow milking machine used by farmers, interesting. Other than the oral efforts of Throat Queen Jasmine I’ve never experienced anything like that, or even imagined such a service was available.
« Last Edit: Yesterday at 05:05:34 pm by pepsicolaboy »

Offline massagepuntingfan

Sounds almost as bad as that deep throat lady who doesn't let anyone move or talk. Thanks for your review.