Candy Playmate - Illford

[mark3611]

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Jan 2026

Price £50 for 30 minutes. I asked for £10 back as I stayed for less than 15 minutes.

Okay, I read the warning signs, I saw the negative review on UKpunting, I saw how she hides her feedback on adultwork.But was just her airbrushed photos just pulled me into her den.

Fired off a text. Asked to see her at 6:30pm.   Took ages to respond and she even said her name was different to  listed on AW/Vivastreet.The simple cut and paste bullshit that quotes, prices and services.  I asked if she does FACIALS even though she had it listed as a ticked box on AW> She said no.

I went over to her house that was pretty much on the highroad Between Barking and Illford . Sabew a police car a few doors down. Thought, this could be sketchy.

No doorbell you stand out like an sore thumb.


So She let me into the place and wasn't even welcoming at all. Guiding me  to me into her room. I paid her the 50 quid.  She kept her bra on took off her underwear.  I got naked.

And this is when it went downhill. She had to be a massive cow and say "No touching"  Even though she probably advertised massages.

She gave me a weak OW and I could only get a semi. I wasn't going to waste 20mg on a Gyspee with shit service.   

She gave me no encouragement, I couldn't get it up because she didn't even want to look me.

Even with a semi, She didn't want to try sex.  She said "no good."

I just told her I'm leaving. I asked for my money back and she only gave me £10, even though I was there for less than 15 minutes.

I was so angry. I had a day off work and I'm getting a deflated dick from an escort that gives the XP girlfriend XP.

I've seen like 14 Hungarian/Romanian escorts since 2018 and 90% of them are just awful.   DON'T TOUCH ME, DON'T PLAY WITH MY TITS, NO PUSSY LICKING.

When you pay £40 for 15 minutes with a Eastern European SW. You get the ex girlfriend XP.   

But The majority of Romanian/Hungarian SW are shit. The give the ex GF XP and they just lay their like starfish while being fucked.

 Maybe there are a few good ones who have been  system for 10 plus years.  But 9 times out of 10 you see No feedback on adultwork and even negative reviews on UKpunting.

If I want to pay to spend 1/2 an hour with an escort, I expect to get foreplay, kissing, oral and a connection to get it up. But you get none of that with EE SW they just want you in and out.

 As I'm getting old, I worry It may take 15 minutes to get it up (that's if I don' take 20mg of Tadalaphil).


Anyway avoid this lady like a plague.

[puntingking]

Her pricing would suggest she would've been a negative booking mate 

Any sp who has her one hour rate at £70 for supposedly full service cannot be any good. 


Possibly a lesson learned for you   

But cheers for the review mate 

[PilotMan]

I think you need to stop shopping at junk shops expecting Harrods.

You have to be realistic, with the amount you're spending. You are swimming with the low lifes and bottom Feeders.

[mark3611]

I spent £50 for 15 minutes with an English SW and I get Harrods.

I haven't been with a Hungarian/Rom in London in 2 years since I revisited Nicol/dolly with the big tits and shit attitude.  Although it's been 3 years since I saw that 60+ MILF called  Lara.  But they all charge BS extra for CIM when there are Polish SW that do it for free.

[PilotMan]

I spent £50 for 15 minutes with an English SW and I get Harrods.

I haven't been with a Hungarian/Rom in London in 2 years since I revisited Nicol/dolly with the big tits and shit attitude.  Although it's been 3 years since I saw that 60+ MILF called  Lara.  But they all charge BS extra for CIM when there are Polish SW that do it for free.

Personally, I would just factor in the cost of my time being wasted and the cost of a shit punt, looking for the one in a handful bargain basement girls that may turn out well. If you factor that in, then the costs start to add up and the "actual" cost of wading through dross to get a decent punt is more than just the cost of a punt itself.

But that's me, and I suppose it all depends on how much your own time is worth and how much available punting money you have.

[puntingking]

I spent £50 for 15 minutes with an English SW and I get Harrods.

I haven't been with a Hungarian/Rom in London in 2 years since I revisited Nicol/dolly with the big tits and shit attitude.  Although it's been 3 years since I saw that 60+ MILF called  Lara.  But they all charge BS extra for CIM when there are Polish SW that do it for free.

 

[schlong118118]

I think you need to stop shopping at junk shops expecting Harrods.

You have to be realistic, with the amount you're spending. You are swimming with the low lifes and bottom Feeders.

Spending more dont always work out well , you can be ripped off at Harrods. You could go to poundland and pick up a bargain lol

[PilotMan]

Spending more dont always work out well , you can be ripped off at Harrods. You could go to poundland and pick up a bargain lol

I'm way too much of a snob to go to Poundland 

[puntingking]

Spending more dont always work out well , you can be ripped off at Harrods. You could go to poundland and pick up a bargain lol

I agree with you in a sense that the poundland sps and the harrods sps are both equally bad.
Sps that are in the middle would be a better option