I found myself with a very small window of opportunity and would be driving past the end of the road in Selly Oak where there are a rotating Thai crew.
I fired off a text asking if she'd be free in 15 mins for a 15 min visit.
I was very confused by the answer "I don't do 5mins". I typed back, "Ok" and went on my way. I assumed this was possibly a way of saying she needed more notice.
Much later on I realised I may have mistyped, and accidentally asked for a 5 minute appointment!
I had deleted my message so I'll never know, but it makes the most sense.
Hey ho, onwards and upwards.