External Link/Members OnlyVisited week before Christmas not most discrete as others have mentioned but just nipped quickly in the door and up the steps.
Met by girl wearing fishnets and low cut top with boobs very visible so clear more than massage on offer.
Sat on a wee sofa while she got the room ready.
Decent massage for 19 minutes then whispering in ear began and tickling of bumhole which I love.
Agreed B2B & blowjob for £100, pricey but thought it’s Christmas lol.
She produced a wee sandwich bag thing set it down on table, stripped off and began a body slide on my back.
All very pleasant until disaster struck.
She climbed off then started to reach under and play with cock, balls & bum hole again.
She started to push a finger inside and then she exclaimed something in Chinese .
A false nail had slipped off and was inside my bum!
She then tried to poke around and get it out but probably pushed it further in.
I started to panic and just up and dressed, threw her some money and left.
Driving home all sorts was running through my mind including would I need to go to a&e can you imagine that conversation with the triage nurse?
I can be prone to constipation on account of some medication I take daily so always have a bottle of dulcolax in the flat.
So took a couple of large slugs and thankfully nail popped out the next day.
Was tempted to give a negative review but didn’t seem fair as punt was going very well before the mishap.
Would definitely return as apart from busy front door at the crossroads you are always guaranteed a good time whichever girl you get.
