Author Topic: Thai Beauty Helen - Blackpool  (Read 2300 times)


1 review(s) for ThaiBeautyHelen (0 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by RedKettle]
4 review(s) for Helen thai gorgeous (1 positive, 2 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Iloveoral]

Offline Blackpool Rock

Well I started a thread asking about this one and Frankc provided a link to her previous profile showing she had 3 reviews being a positive; negative and neutral where the guy walked after suspecting she was a Trans, indeed there was other speculation with some saying deffo a TS and some saying deffo a woman

I was going to punt this one then I wasn't then I was etc and I kept getting back on the fence and falling either side, i'm not into TS or ladyboys but realistically i've fucked 100+ Thai girls of which a few have been questioned about their original sex so i'd be amazed if I hadn't unwittingly been with at least a couple.
At the end of the day if the person in front of me actually looks and passes as female and I can get a boner hard enough to fuck them then..............  :unknown:  :rolleyes:

I finally relented early evening last night as my balls were full with 5 days worth since my last punt and i'd been looking for my next punt for about 3 days with no success so was randy as a dog with 2 dicks
I knew she was at white cottage from the postcode on her VS profile but the area isn't great, OK during the daytime but i've made a point of avoiding it at night or after dark at this time of year for obvious reasons as you have to walk down a back road / lane which is actually quite wide but plenty of little hidey holes for people to lurk in.

Comms were quick to reply by text, meet agreed for 1 hour later, I then get a WhatsApp from her aswell with a menu / price list so reply to that saying I confirm the booking but it goes unread for ages and I get another text asking if i'm coming  :dash: Which fucking platform does she want me to use / confirm on so I do both.

I arrive and park round the corner and text 5 minutes before the start time saying i'm there and let me know when you are ready, I get one back 2 minutes later just saying "OK" so i'm thinking she's finishing off or getting ready but I also have a niggling doubt in my mind
I'll give it until 5 minutes after the start time before texting again but I then get a phone call asking where I am, the "OK" text must have meant she was ready but i'm not a fucking mind reader  :dash: I do also think her voice is quite deep and manly / husky but i'm here now  :blush:

I make my way to hers wary of the location and with a small torch just in case it's dark etc, i've also got one of those electric hand warmers in my pocket which I hold tightly in my hand in case I need to clobber anyone
I get about 20 metres in and hear what is clearly feet moving / scrabbling on the ground / small chippings on the floor, i'm not alone and instantly get that tingly feeling through my hole body as adrenaline rushes through every vein, fight; flight or freeze i'm instantly on my guard and have sensed the noise is from behind me at roughly 7 O'Clock, my head and body turn slightly towards the threat while also scanning in case I turn too much and more people are waiting to jump me once I turned around.
I guess you assess the threat and potential threats in super quick time and when nobody else pops out after a second or two I focus my attention on the known threat assessing exactly what the risk is, am I being mugged; are they tooled up; i'm looking for whether they have anything in their hand like a knife etc  :scare:

They aren't actually coming towards me which was good and i'm stood just about to take my hand out of my pocket with the hand warmer in it to clobber them if I need to defend myself but it then becomes apparent that it's a woman about 30 years old and skinny, she mumbles something like sorry and I just reply "what the fuck" and decide she's not actually a risk, TFFT, she then goes back behind the wheelie bin she appeared from and appears to be looking for something, my guess is she was a junkie but she shit me right up  :diablo:

I knock on the door which is answered straight away, it's the girl in the pics and she looks great, shoes off and upstairs into the room where I confirm I want 30 minutes which is an already expensive £100 and she asks me if I want any extras so I ask what they are
She tells me CIM is £30 and OWO is £40 which doesn't make sense so I question it and ask how much is just OWO without CIM and she repeats £40  :dash:
Not sure if it was lost in translation but I couldn't be arsed going round in circles so I skipped it, even paying £10 for OWO on top of the initial £100 fee would have been a piss take but the price of the extras were crazy  :thumbsdown:

I strip off while she stashes the money and she comes back in and strips off too, fuck me what a body, I mean it's absolutely top notch, decent tits which I assume are fake but I can't see any scars
She then lies down on the bed but face down on her stomach and just lies there, it seems a bit weird as she's not doing or saying anything so I take the opportunity to give her lovely shapely firm arse a bit of a grope and compliment her on having an amazing body, she smiles a bit but just lies there not doing or saying anything.
It is just a bit strange and we're now in silence so I sort of put my hand on her side and push slightly asking her to turn over which she does but again she just lies there, I run my hand up / down and over her body and think about going in for a kiss but her head is sort of tilted back to stop me, my hand wanders down to her pussy but she stops me and says "No dirty" then grabs a piece of kitchen towel and a bottle of something which I assume is hand cleanser, she wipes my fingers with the dry kitchen towel and then applies some of the bottle contents to her pussy but it's not sterile cleanser i'm sure it's just lube so she hasn't cleaned up any dirt or germs whatsoever but she's then happy for me to stick a finger in her  :dash:

She does start to moan a bit and also begins playing with my cock which feels good and I go for another kiss, a few closed lip pecks before her mouth opens slightly and I get a bit of brief tongue tip which is more of a tease as to what i want than actually being satisfying
I eventually give up and she grabs a condom and puts it on me before giving me OW which is a shame but at least it did feel quite good, she stops after a couple of minutes and grabs the lube again but I say that I want to give her oral and get her at the edge of the bed
I start to lick her and suck her clit but can't seem to find the opening to her pussy with my tongue so locate it with my finger, it does seem to be slightly further South than normal so perhaps surgery  :unknown: I also suck on her clit and while she moans with pleasure just the feeling in my mouth was also slightly off, more like sucking on hard jelly than flesh, it's hard to describe but again man made surgery  :unknown:

I'm ready for sex now so move her up the bed, more lube and i'm away in mish, she does feel good and I can feel her muscles tensing around my cock making it hard not to cum too quickly but I slow down a few times and get a good rhythm bringing myself back from the edge on a couple of occasions
She does look amazing taking my cock and I go for another kiss but nothing doing anymore, she also has her hands under her lower back bringing her pelvic area upwards, I then kneel and bring her legs up then rub her clit, she responds really well shuddering and her breathing changes while she moans and says "Yes", I ask if it's good and she smiles and nods so at least i'm doing something right

I'm struggling not to cum by now but know i've not been there long however I ask her to turn over for doggy and enter her from behind making sure I go slow to get another couple of minutes fucking her, I grope her arse a bit and give it a few gentle slaps before filling the bag

She passes me towel and wipes for me to clean myself before disappearing to the bathroom to presumably clean herself and comes back in the room just as i'm almost dressed, i've only been there 20 minutes so would have been better off saving myself £20 and going for a 15 minutes P&D

Small talk and I ask if she's busy, she says yes and then no before settling on it's OK, apparently she's only here this week and is off to St Helens next week

I'm glad I did actually punt her otherwise i'd have always wondered if i'd missed a good one however i'm not tempted to return as the price is way too high and the service not quite on point, her redeeming factors are that she looks good and has a banging body which possibly stops this from being a Negative  :thumbsup:

As for whether she's a TS i'm honestly 50/50, possibly she is a TS and possibly not, sorry to be a bit noncommittal and give an answer a bit like "Does not contain nuts but made in a factory which does use nuts" but  :rolleyes:  :D

The other thing is someone said that she does have an advert on BP advertising as a TS but I can't find it and females do also advertise on there, I was going to ask at the end on my way out but it all seemed a bit rushed to get me out at the end, while I sat at the bottom of the stairs putting my shoes on she was stood with the door open and it just didn't seem the right moment

I made my way out of the flat warily in case the bin lady or anyone else was still there and was ready just to give anyone approaching me a roundhouse kick if needs be but thankfully she had gone
Note to self - don't visit WC after dark again, you have instincts for a reason and this time I let my actions slip, schoolboy error on my part  :thumbsdown:

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Offline frankc

I started reading the review and thought I'd accidently stumbled into the new Jack Reacher novel... :D....seriously though, punting at night isnt for the faint hearted and something I avoid like the plague.

Sounds like you got more out of this one than I did..she's a decent looking girl but she just cant be arsed.

Can a mod link to her old reviews.  7336992  :hi:




« Last Edit: December 20, 2025, 02:51:05 pm by frankc »

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Offline wakefieldlad13

Thanks for the review BR, much appreciated, as is the depth of detail

I must say that the pictures of Helen are quite inviting and regardless of this being post op or not im sure even the most hardened LB neigh Sayers would be able to forgive you for this act

Your description of the intimate parts do remind me of 2 whom i have met in the past, both were outed to me at later dates and whilst i did have my suspicions whilst in the act, i found their appearance to negate any negative thoughts i was having

Again, your detailed description of your approach to WC certainly made me feel your pain as i instantly recalled having had more than my fair share of scares when heading for a punt, and regardless of age as a 6'+ former RL player nothing much freaks me, but when you get that tingling as you described and then the adrenaline gets flowing, you know in your mind that anything could happen

On a slightly different note, I have tickets for the game on BD and may end up driving as opposed to the coach so if you can recommend anyone whom may be able to do short notice then that would be appreciated

Again thanks for your review and keep up with the detail
« Last Edit: December 21, 2025, 10:28:36 pm by wakefieldlad13 »

Offline Blackpool Rock

Thanks for the review BR, much appreciated, as is the depth of detail

I must say that the pictures of Helen are quite inviting and regardless of this being post op or not im sure even the most hardened LB neigh Sayers would be able to forgive you for this act

Your description of the intimate parts do remind me of 2 whom i have met in the past, both were outed to me at later dates and whilst i did have my suspicions whilst in the act, i found their appearance to negate any negative thoughts i was having

Again, your detailed description of your approach to WC certainly made me feel your pain as i instantly recalled having had more than my fair share of scares when heading for a punt, and regardless of age as a 6'+ former RL player nothing much freaks me, but when you get that tingling as you described and then the adrenaline gets flowing, you know in your mind that anything could happen

On a slightly different note, I have tickets for the game on BD and may end up driving as opposed to the coach so if you can recommend anyone whom may be able to do short notice then that would be appreciated

Again thanks for your review and keep up with the detail
Blackpool is a bit of a desert for punting i'm afraid so I don't have any regular "go to girls", best to check the Thai tourers whose profiles change location today / tomorrow and hopefully someone will be in Blackpool but there's normally more choice in Preston  :thumbsup: