Juicy_xx Chelmsford

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This meeting was in September

Cost

One hour. She does 110 for massage with 'fun' whatever that may be, or 170 GFE. I chose the latter. I also didn't use the full hour, see below.

Comms and logistics

Booked by text on the day. This was a plan D after a spur of the moment decision on the day, but with no regulars available I ended up down in the depths of my hot list.

Kept me waiting for about 10 minutes before I was guided to the door, and then was another 10 minutes before she was actually ready.

Location


House in quiet street off the main road that goes up to the hospital (and quite near it). She asks that you don't part right outside, which is fair enough and also do you think I'm an idiot - there is a ring doorbell. Permit parking but not in the middle of the day which happens to be when I visited. There are also dogs, so if you're allergic you'll probably want to stay away though obviously they weren't around during my visit. Decent enough shower. Perhaps I've been spoiled by nearly always visiting hotel rooms or serviced apartments, but the room wasn't especially inviting although clean and tidy.

The girl


Short and slim. Pretty decent body. Tattoos as per picture, little bit of a tummy, nice little breasts with one pierced nipple.

Frankly she wasn't facially my type at all. She describes herself as 'stunning'. Perhaps she is if bee sting lips and fake eyelashes are your thing. They are not mine. Checking now I can see there is a pic in her gallery where you can just about see her lips though not clearly, so my fault for not doing sufficient research. Plan D, remember?

The act


Meh.

Very light french kissing, OWO was okay, she seemed to respond well to RO with fingering and got very wet, then on with the sheath and a couple of positions. But for the first time I can remember I was looking at my watch and wishing I had less time not more. It was just so dull. Managed to last 45 minutes and that was a struggle.

Summary

In the past I've given positive reviews where I didn't fancy the SP because that really is a case of YMMV. And it's not a negative for me as services were provided. But she was just way too passive and unenthusiastic, really gave off vibes of not being interested despite indications otherwise (very wet, remember). Perhaps she would be better with someone with whom she clicked better, but let's face we're paying for the clicking to happen automatically (well I am). She might also be okay for a p&d, but she's pretty expensive given I can see GF Belle for 1.5 hours at the same price and be guaranteed to have a brilliant time.

So my last 2025 punt is also my first neutral review on UKP, though I have seen girls pre-UKP registration that would have deserved them. I think my hit rate is still over 90% mainly through sticking to well reviewed SP's and usually not dredging the bottom of the hot list barrel.