Had a few beers tonight, thought I'd treat myself to a massage. (as you do)
Text the chinese shop, asked when was their last appointment was (they said 11pm) thought it all worked out great, I visited there about 10:45pm, I was met by a Chinese lady at the door (late 30s id say) about 5'4, good looking, slim.
When I got inside, she didnt speak a world of English, all of the conversation was done via Google translate. She showed me screenshots of what they have to offer.....
Opted for the 45 mins body to body massage and handjob for £80
She stripped off to her bra and knickers.
The massage was pretty lacklustre, lots of attention to my shoulders and neck for half of it, and not exactly a great technique, bit soft for my liking.... then a poor massage with a towel on my back, shoulders and arms for about 10 mins which I didn't enjoy whatsoever. Was crap.
When all that was done, she started tickling my bum, upper legs and undercarriage which I did enjoy a lot.... so that was the best part of it!!! Loved that.
Eventually she asked me to turn over, she stripped off completely naked, nice bush on her, She had medium sized tits and she had no problem with my playing with them, they were pretty saggy though...
She rubbed her tits on me and my cock, etc.. she gave me a kiss on the lips, which I did enjoy. She then started wanking me off, playing with the balls, lots of play on my undercarriage and rubbing my ass which I liked.
Lots and lots of calling me DARLING!!! OOH YESS DARLING and eventually she ended up laughing whilst saying it, I think she felt the cringe of it lol.
Anyway, I ended up finishing which was great. Once she cleaned me up, she pointed at the clock and said you still have more time, where would you like the massage next?
I was very impressed with this, some of them would kick you out by then, I opted for a leg massage and she massaged my legs until my 45 mins were up.
She was a nice lady all in all, and I was impressed that she didnt rip me off time wise, I probably would return, but if youre after an amazing massage, I wouldnt bother.
