External Link/Members OnlyPrice paid: £130 for 45 mins + £30 for CIM = £160
Background and build up to the punt
Most of the time I like to keep my bookings close to home—ideally within about half an hour’s travel, but I have a weakness for Thai providers and with the ever‑shrinking pool of Thai talent in central London it seems you need to travel a bit further afield these days to guarantee a good punt. (Oh, for a return to the late 90s/early 2000s, when punting was cheaper and Thai talent was so abundant.)
Sometimes, though I do like to turn my punting experience into a bit of an adventure, and use it as an excuse to go out my comfort zone, explore a new part of London, fresh sights, sounds and people. Last time I had that mindset, I visited Hana_Thai_babe in Epsom a good hour and a half from me. But TFL spoiled my experience with cancelled trains, ridiculous fares and chaos at Victoria. On that occasion my journey turned into nearly three hours of purgatory!
This time? While not as bad, TFL still did it's best to try to f***k me up again - though it was partly my own fault.
I was originally poised to book sexy_Katie_xx in Croydon, but she moodily cancelled after I asked too many questions. I wanted clarification on whether her extra charge for “owo deep” meant proper deep throat and she clearly didn’t like that level of scrutiny. With my punting window narrowing, I needed a fast replacement. Meena Thailady came through, but then I had to work out how to get to her place in Wandsworth quickly. From Victoria I could go underground or overground; in my haste I chose the tube, assuming it would be more reliable.
Big mistake.
I hadn’t noticed that a big chunk of the District line was greyed out on the map—rail replacement buses were running from Fulham Broadway to the nearest station to her, East Putney. I only realised once I was already on the train. Thankfully I’d allowed some flex time for TFL fuckwittery, so instead of arriving early it looked like I would now be there on the dot - so it could’ve been worse. I kept Meena updated on my progress while on the bus—and then I totally fucked up.
Checking the map, I saw her flat was at least 5–10 minutes’ walk from East Putney, and the bus was heading that way. I figured I should stay on and ask the driver to drop me at the right junction. Nothing doing. He refused to let me off until the next official stop, miles away, after a massive circuitous route. Arghhh!
By the time I caught a bus back in the right direction, I knew I’d be about 15 minutes late. Luckily Meena took it in her stride and had no bookings straight after me. So a little flustered and sweaty, I finally turned up at her door.
The place
First impressions not good at all. Its one of those little side doors between shops with flats above and while Putney/wandswoth is largely a pretty posh area from the outside this place looked like the entrance to a crack den. Peeling dirty paint on the door and when admitted to the hallway the impression doesnt get any better. A long dirtily tiled hallway and an open doorway at the end that looks like the entrance to an abandoned chefs kitchen with loads of stainless steel containers stacked in random teetering arrangements filling the door. At first I wondered if Im in the right place but then I spot the staircase on the left. Im in flat three so have to go up the dirty stairs right to the top of the house where I find Meena holding the door partially open for me and her smiling face peeping out. Thankfully while the flat is low lit and shabby the bedroom is perfectly tidy and fit for purpose with a settee in there and a double bed with a decent firm mattress.
The girl
Meena is exactly as pictured. Beautiful cat-like eyes and a lovely smile. She has a lovely shapely body and nice sized boobs. I explained to her she’d been on my HL for a few years but as she’s a tourer she’s never in one place for very long and I could never get our schedules to match up. This time I’d chosen to travel nearly two hours across London to see her so I was hoping this punt would be good. Meena smiled and rewarded my dedication with a little hug and a kiss. I run my hands over her body and comment on how silky and smooth her skin is. One of the things that strikes you about Meena is she’s always smiling and has this really easy going happy-go-lucky nature.
The punt
Once punting tokens are exchanged she gets me to undress and lie on the bed. Meena loses her clothes as well and she looks delectable. We have a brief kiss, there’s no real DFK but kissing is still sensual and tender and then she settles between my legs to start owo. Her pace is a little fast for me so I get her to slow down and I emphasise I like slow and deep. She gets me to show her the pace I like and she then starts to serve up an absolutely wonderful BJ exactly to my liking. She cant do deep throat but she gets close and manages to get over two thirds of my cock into her mouth before she has to come back up for air. Im loving this but want to see if we can do the head off the bed trick to see if I can test out a bit of light throating. I jump up to indicate what I want but she says no - she knows what Im after and she cant do that. She says it in such a friendly light hearted manner though it’s impossible to be put out. I say no worries, its important to me she’s comfortable and enjoys the punt too - Im not a boundary pusher.
I decide I need to taste her so I put the pillow on the floor and kneel on it and get Meena to lie on the bed and open her thighs. Such a lovely sight - she has a beautiful little pussy and I spend a good ten minutes or so licking sucking and teasing her with my tongue. Her silky little feet and legs wrap themselves round my shoulders pulling me in. Sadly I dont get to push her over the edge into an orgasm but she’s very wet by the time I decide I need to rubber up. I get a few polite knockbacks when I try to put my hands around her face to pull her in for kissing - she’s worried I’ll smear her make up and I cant nuzzle her neck either as thats ticklish. So I settle for running my fingers through her hair and light sensual surface kisses.
We agree to me going on top to start so she squirts a little bit of lube and I ease my cock inside her. Her pussy feels really nice and snug. I manage to get a pace that seems to really suit her. Im also coming almost fully out of her and then slowly plunging my dick as deep inside her as I can get. There’s a pillow under her bum so I can go as deep as possible. During this we do have a real moment when we are gazing at each other like long lost lovers. I comment on it and how those special punts always have those little moments where it stops feeling like a paid service. We just turn into two lovers even if for just a few minutes - a proper connection where you are just absorbed in each other and loving being in that special moment.
As Im describing this I can suddenly feel her pussy get really wet, so Im encouraging her ‘thats it darling, you are so wet for me now, I want to feel you come’. She comes close but I don’t think I quite push her over into an orgasm. Im also conscious of the clock and want to try her from behind so I encourage her to turn over. I think she thinks I want anal and initially says ‘no you too big’ but I reassure her I just want to do her doggy style.
This position is also wonderful as she has a lovely smooth tender little bum, a sexy elegant back and a slight waist so grabbing her round it and impaling her on my cock is such a lovely feeling and a sight to behold. Im close now so ask her to finish me off with her mouth. We slip the condom off and she dutifully settles between my legs and I instruct her to do exactly as she was doing before - deep and slow strokes with lots of saliva, I encourage her to let her spit flow down my cock - this honestly feels like a BJ masterclass. Its slobbery and inventive, I get tongue flicks and sensations from her mouth that are driving me crazy. I warn her Im close and then I have a spectacular orgasm. I pump round after round of sticky cum into her mouth. I havent cum this intensely for a long while. Meena dutifully keeps sucking till Ive pumped out my last shot.
I try to encourage her to show me the cum on her tongue and dribble it onto her tits but shes not having it - but she teases me by suggesting we do a snowball instead. I think I surprise her by taking her up on the offer and we kiss and she slips a bit of it into my mouth with her tongue, she then grabs a tissue and spits the rest of my cum into it. There is a LOT there, probably about 4/5 teaspoons worth - not bad for an old fucker like me.
I ask how long have we got on the clock, and we agree theres only five minutes left, Ive got a stiff shoulder and neck so I get her to do a massage to finish up. This is very good - I can tell she has had some training and she confirms she used to be a masseuse in Thailand. I get her to go hard and really dig in with her elbows. She asks if I have another £20 as she wants to spend 15 minutes on me to really loosen me up but I tell her she has all the cash I brought with me. I joke with her though that she has just given me one of my my most spectacular orgasms - she really knows how to work a cock and shes also a great masseuse - I tell her thats exactly what Im looking for in my next wife. Im only half kidding. Imagine waking up with this little pocket rocket every morning?
Postscript to the punt
Leaving the flat in a daze I seek the nearest pub for a quiet pint to reflect on how good the punt was and this is where I get to experience the pleasure of discovering a new part of London. There’s security on the door who check my bag but Im waved in only to be surrounded by a lot of rugby shirts and hoorays everywhere, but the upside is this has also attracted some of the most stunning looking women Ive seen in a pub for a while. it occurs to me this must be the place models come to pull a trustafarian on a saturday night. There’s a stream of people going outside so I follow once I get my pint and theres a guitarist playing acoustic cover versions of pop tunes in the courtyard. Theres a huge bevvy of attractive women all dancing in frant of him singing the words. I swear there wasnt one woman I saw in that pub that wasnt an 8 or a 9. Quite a revelation.
I film a bit of it on my phone and text it to Meena to say - look where Ive ended up! She sends me a text back saying how much fun that looks.
I joke some more about her marrying me when she retires and then I sup my pint taking in the very pleasant scenery. I decide I'm definitely doing the overland on the way home so eventually leave and find my way to Wandsworth Town station. I study the train times and realise theres a little bit of a wait but as luck would have it there is another really attractive pub right next door which also is heaving with punters. So another couple of pints ensue in there with me befriending a few local lads and we swap notes about the attractiveness of the women in the previous pub (I avoided telling them Id just been balls deep in a very attractive Thai one earlier). To be fair, even though this pub wasnt as full of totty, the women in there were also pretty damn nice looking too. I vow I must get over to this part of London more often.
My journey back was much smoother and without event, but what a great day out this turned out to be. It didn’t start well but everything after getting to Meenas was lots of fun and I definitely managed to successfully turn this into a proper little mini-adventure. Hope the rest of my punting adventures turns out as well.
ConclusionWould I return - absolutely - that BJ phew! Loved it. There a few minor caveats - the lack of deep kissing or being able to hold her face - ticklish neck and there were parts of the punt that did feel a bit business like at times, but equally there were the little stand out moment s too - like when she got super wet and was looking at me with what looked like real love in her eyes, she’s also really service minded, sweet natured and gorgeous. But sadly Im now out of cash for this sort of thing for a while and I suspect Meena wont be in Putney for long so this might have to be a one-off... unless of course she takes me up on my offer of marriage, lol!
